Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Super Bowl spot
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Oh, and your comment about Megan Fox?
What? That she can't close her damn lips and always has them hanging open, exposing her teeth, like she's a rodent?
Oh, and I love the argument that "it's a kids movie."
Yeaaaah. Sorry, didn't know "kids movies" had that much action and "violence" in them, nor did I know that kids movies were supposed to have stupid insipid humor and racial stereotypes. Or a side plot with characters that means nothing, effects nothing, and GOES NOWHERE. Nor did I know kids movies had to be dumb.
"It's a kids movie" isn't an excuse. Plenty of "kids movies" manage to entertain people of all ages without being so banal and insipid.
I fixed your spelling errors. It's such a shame mom and dad didn't pay you enough attention as a child.
Either way, I don't know why everyone thinks Megan Fox is so hot. She's skinny and covered in tats that have to be digitally removed.
Kids movies have extended sequences that are one big masturbation joke?
As they said on Rifftrax, "Is she straining for krill?"
Bay's made enough movies that his trademarks are well known by now, and I doubt this film will change things in any way. On the plus side: a truckload of AWESOME! explosions and destruction photographed in a hyperreal way that makes CSI: Miami look like The Sorrow And The Pity, hot women in skimpy clothing with tanned skin glistening in the perpetual sunset of Bayworld, hardware porn, spectacular visual effects and, crucially in the case of this movie, giant robots smashing shit up.
On the down side: an excessive number of 'wacky' - ie, horrid and annoying - comic relief characters (in the first TF movie, basically every secondary human character and some of the robots), black people COMMUNICATING ONLY BY SHOUTING, Beavis-esque cackling adolescent humour and massive plot holes that he hopes you've been too deafened to notice. It's a safe bet that these points will all be ticked off in TF2.
After watching the trailers, though, what scares me is that I'm far more keen to see a Transformers movie than a new Star Trek movie. Never imagined that would ever happen...
The open mouth makes me think of doing nasty things to it, so I'm OK for her to keep doing what she's doing.
Yeah, I made a simple and easy typo on the word "characters" (just one spelling error, btw.) Thanks for having my back.
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Ohh, check that, I made another "spelling error" (re: Typo involving the common missing of letters) in the word "insipid." Man, common errors like the missing of letters in words. God, I am such an IDIOT! Thank GOD I've such a generous and giving human being like John Picard watching my back!
Uh, dude...you corrected my syntax in a thread title a couple days ago.
In a far more joking manner than JP, here.
Rather cool.
I reviewed it again. Prime takes a shot to the face. At the 28-second mark you can make out that the gigantic Transformer is riding on one wheel. I don't think it's the Constructicons as Devastator.
The first movie had a golden shower in it.
The first movie had a golden shower in it.
And people insist these are kids movies!
This is definitely an adult Transformers!
The first movie had a golden shower in it.
And people insist these are kids movies!
Ah, kids these days are peeing on each other all of the time. Times change.
