After the multiplication of toy threads, I think it's necessary to point something out:
These are only t-o-y-s, as in "not intended to adults". Unless...
So chill out.
I thought Romulan chill out pills were banned in the Federation...
If not I ain't gonna take em. I ain't, I ain't I ain't! 
Are the pills shaped like Star Trek Toys?If not I ain't gonna take em. I ain't, I ain't I ain't!
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Of course not.Can I have some pills even though I'm already chilled out, pleeeeeaaase?
And no, I'm not a junkie. *ahem*

Yikes.Are the pills shaped like Star Trek Toys?If not I ain't gonna take em. I ain't, I ain't I ain't!
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Well, we have a few that look just like the new toy Enterprise.
They only come in suppository form though![]()


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