MR. LESLIE: "Hey...Scotty...can ya move over just a little?
I can't see his ass!"
TOS Caption Contest #122 - Into the Arena
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MR. LESLIE: "Hey...Scotty...can ya move over just a little?
I can't see his ass!"
Kirk; Of course, my original plan was to beam down crew members until the Gorn were full, then phaser them when they were too bloated to respond. What?
Kirk: I'm into green, but not the kinky stuff. My helmsman on the other hand...
Several minutes later...
Kirk: ... and that's how I defeated the Gorn. Oh, and Mr. Sulu, you'll be transferring over to their ship as the Captain's personal... um... bitch.
Sulu: Oh, my!
GORN:"What isssssssss the airsssspeed velocccity of an unladen SSSSSSWALLOW?"
KIRK:"...and that, my friends, is how I defeated the Vagina Creature of the Labia Major Nebula and saved the people of the Vas Deferens Planetoid from certain doom."
KIRK:"I, uh...
I had already paid for these rocks.
Inside the store."
Kirk:"This one time.......at band camp...."
Sulu:"mmm. I know just where he's going with that."
"...and there was this one time at the Academy when Finnegan Krazy-Glued my scrotum to the inside of my thigh..."
Kirk always wanted to die underneath someone in a tinfoil bikini.
But this was TOTALLY not what he had in mind.
MR. LESLIE:"Tell us more stories about the Giant Space Clitoris, Uncle Jim!"
NAVIGATOR:"For the last time, sir...
I am not Christopher Pike!
Can we get on with your story now?!"
GORN:"That GEICO lizard.
Where isssssss he.
NOW."
KIRK:"I sat in some chewing gum...
didn't I?
Dammit."
