Caption Contest 20: @#$%&* Coworkers!

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"What's this mean?"

TRAVIS:"That's the odometer, sir."

"Nice pair.

My sister used to have a set of those. Along with a head."

(*Sniffs*)

TOLARIS:"...and this is the document that officially transfers all your wealth and property to me if and when you are killed while traveling at warp in deep space while in a mind meld with a fellow Vulcan who think's you're HAWT."

 

[cooleddie74]

TOLARIS:"Can you help me, Subcommander?

I have been trying to line up all the correct Tetris blocks for the past hour...but am stumped as they fall at a faster and faster rate. Spatial dynamics and harmonics were never my strong suit."

 

[Shatmandu]

Archer: "When did we install rims?"

Tucker: "That's not a lump. <gestures to his crotch> This is a lump."

S'Keev: "Nerve-pinching of the male's testicles is not an accepted sexual practice, T'Pol."

 

[Rat Boy]

Murciano: "I set up a spy cam in Poppy Montgomery's shower. Want to watch?"

 

[Shatmandu]

S'Keev: "This theorum proves that, like time travel, your breasts are impossible."

 

[Mistral]

"Give it back now, or I'm telling Mom!"

 

[Shatmandu]

S'Keev: "I don't know why the humans insist on calling the Vulcan salute 'a modified shocker.' I shall investigate."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

T'Pol: What is this?
S'Keev: This is the Trekbbs... a most illogical forum for discussion.

 

[Shatmandu]

S'Keev: "I don't care if you like my violent slash fiction or not, to tell you the truth." <snatches padd>

 

[cooleddie74]

"All I need is your thumbprint signature, and the shipment of self-sealing stem bolts is all yours."

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"This thing doesn't have an eight-track deck?

Screw it. When we get back to Earth, Command is getting a real stiff talking-to!"

TRIP:"I once did something horribly illegal to a pair just like those.

Ask me again sometime later."

 

[Shatmandu]

Tucker: "It wouldn't really hit your chin unless you bent your neck down."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Just like the battery in this flashlight...I can keep going...

and going...

and going...

and going..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Tucker: You wearing that new Victora Secret antigrav bra? Because those darn things sure are perky today! <whistles>

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Come on.

Whip 'em out.

The Captain's not here. And Travis is physically incapable of speech anyways!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"When I pull off the handle here...you jiggle the ignition key really hard. Then pump the clutch."

 

[USS Gettysburg]

Archer: No, No, No. The intial force that propels the bobsled comes from the legs. Here, let me show you.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Hoshi, get a hold of Trip. Let him know that the kick start was a bad idea.

 

[cooleddie74]

"This is the WORST cardio-track I've ever gotten on, Travis."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I've loved playin' Titty Lightsaber ever since I was a little kid.

Hours o' fun."