Masturbation
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Maybe just one hand then...
This thread should be merged with the "Are you Handy?" thread.
They do? Most men's organs would be utterly worn out if they masturbated everyday (hormonal teenage boys aside).
It would ensure a nice clean set of prostatic ducts, though, thought to be the theory behind the belief that it reduces the risk of prostate cancer.
I remember threads here over the years about masturbation. Last I remember, we were told no more threads about masturbation (it kind of changes every year or so, depending on who is in charge).
I remember reading about this teen who woudl go to the public library and masturbate under the table while looking at porn. He got caught and kicked out, but the news people haunded him, making him be in the public spotlight, and his parents as well. You think it's bad going through life being named "Dick Trickle" or "Dick Army", try being the guy in school who was on hte news for wanking it in the library. Good greif!
Studies have shown masturbation is actually healthy for men. Google it up -- it's true. Now if only if I could masturbate while walking at the track, I'd be in good shape!
I remember reading about this teen who woudl go to the public library and masturbate under the table while looking at porn. He got caught and kicked out, but the news people haunded him, making him be in the public spotlight, and his parents as well. You think it's bad going through life being named "Dick Trickle" or "Dick Army", try being the guy in school who was on hte news for wanking it in the library. Good greif!
Studies have shown masturbation is actually healthy for men. Google it up -- it's true. Now if only if I could masturbate while walking at the track, I'd be in good shape!
I masturbated twice a day, almost every day for a year. I assure you -- I was not "utterly worn out", or even slightly. The only thing that stopped me from a third or fourth time was a longer than expected refreaction period.
^ Only twice? 
Worst was about at about age 13, easily like five times a day if I had the time 
Now once a day is okay. I don't really get the oppurtunity for it most of the time though. And some times I just don't feel it. I think I've come to the sad conclusion that sex is just way more fun with another person. Not really sad conclusion actually, but it kinda is since I'm pretty crappy at athis whole sex appeal thing
Now once a day is okay. I don't really get the oppurtunity for it most of the time though. And some times I just don't feel it. I think I've come to the sad conclusion that sex is just way more fun with another person. Not really sad conclusion actually, but it kinda is since I'm pretty crappy at athis whole sex appeal thing 
I'd imagine some men might be lying, in the opposite direction.
I gotta be honest, half the time I'm just way too lazy.
It's starts off as, Ya, I'm a bit bored this will be fun. Then I'll just be like, eh too much work.
It's starts off as, Ya, I'm a bit bored this will be fun. Then I'll just be like, eh too much work.
To paraphrase Robert Schimmel:
It's a hassle; got to get in the mood, unzip, whip it out, work it, clean up, put it ack in...
I'm exceptional like that.
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