Trek XI Caption Contest #9: High Anxiety

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : IX don't know why I didn't think of this before I posted my first caption for this.

Kirk : What, Do you expect me to talk ?

Nero : No, I expect you to die Mister Bond, 'er Kirk, yea, that's what I meant to say.

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Amanda: "Hurry, Tevye...the Russian soldiers are ruining Tzeitel's and Motel's wedding!"

Spock: "Mother!...One last time: Those aren't Russians, I don't know any 'Tzeitel' or 'Motel', my name is Spock and your name is Amanda, not Golde....And please stop dressing like that!"
[then, to himself]: Oy vey, it must suck getting old.

 

[Auriq]

SYLAR: Now, I'll ask... Are YOU my mother?

 

[Franklin]

Spock: Mother, they are on to us. They know you aren't a Vulcan.
Amanda: I was afraid your hiding the ears trick wouldn't work in reverse.

Spock: But, Mother, I must save my sehlat!
Amanda: I'm sorry, Spock. There's no time.
Spock: He died once when he did not have to. I will not allow it to happen to him in this timeline.
Amanda: TAS is not canon, dear.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock: "Roddenberry's spinning at an incredible rate! At the current rate, his grave-spinning will cause Vulcan to gravitationally collapse into itself!"

Amanda: "Damnit! I knew we shouldn't have made aesthetic changes that have no bearing on the quality of the acting and writing!"

Kirk: "I'm getting too young for this shit!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Nero: Wish ya stayed in bed, dontcha?

 

[Rat Boy]

Nero: "The tattoo's in honor my mother. Bitch."

 

[The Badger]

Nero: "It's true what they say about you, Kirk. The sun really does shine out of your arse."

 

[Rat Boy]

Once Spock heard Kirk was dropping by his parents' house, he decided to get his mother to safety as quickly as possible.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: "Well that's why you're getting such lousy MPG, there's a huge frickin' laser beam under your ship."

 

[Gertch]

"You're under arrest Kirk. I have a Bolian who says you were messing around with his wife."

 

[Finn]

*To old Spock off screen* Young Spock: "A Bill and Ted Bogus Adventure Movie was made here?"

 

[shivkala]

Spock: Mother, since our death is imminent, I have always been meaning to ask you, why does Johnny Depp have a "Wino Forever" tattoo?

Chris Pine: Mr. Shatner! I'm sorry I pulled your toupee off! Quinto bet me I wouldn't. But, don't you think this is a little extreme?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Amanda: Whatever happened to that nice T'Pring girl you were supposed to marry?
Spock: Not now, mother, I am trying to rescue you and father from imminent destruction.
Amanda: How 'bout a nice human girl? You know, it worked for your father.
Spock: Please.

 

[M'Sharak]

KIRK: (incredulous) Are you sure he's got one?
ROMULAN GUY: Oh, yes; it's very nice-a.
[aside to other Romulans]
(I told him we already got one.)
[other Romulans snicker]

 

[AdmiralGarak]

"Grab my hand, Mr. Frodo!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Romulan Electrician: "Well, there's your problem."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: You killed my father!

NERO: No, I am your father!

KIRK: Noooooooooooooooooo!!!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Thank for the win I never won a caption contest before.

Sarek: Spock this shortcut to the Country Kitchen Buffet is most illogical.

Nero: Time is the err giant death beam burrowing into Vulcan in which you burn.

 

[Rat Boy]

Not that this has anything to do with this contest, but last year I did a special Caption Contest Christmas Card so I decided to another one this year to wish you all a...

From left to right, standing: Trigger-Happy Terrell, Cloud William, Carl Spock, Cloud Santas, Assless Chaps Picard, and Running Spock.

From left to right, sitting: Vomit, Grignak (the fish-looking coffee asswipe), Lefty the Tribble Salesman, Baby Jimmy, Flamethrower Data, Pointing Worf ("Sir, I protest! I am not a JOLLY MAN!"), and Barney the Testicles.

And here's a special animated Roxbury edition: