No sombreros?
Trek XI Caption Contest #9: High Anxiety
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No sombreros?
No sombreros?
Hasn't been really a caption contest stable, unlike these guys, though I suppose Lefty could be wearing a sombrero.
AMANDA:"How many times do I have to say it, Spock? I'm sorry your father and I didn't get you a senior prom present...treating me like this is INEXCUSABLE!!!"
NERO:"By the way.
Shatner's a thousand times better and cooler than you. And your Lindsay Lohan movie?
Total crap."
No-Frills Rock Climbing on Vulcan.
For when a son needs to tell his mother he hates her. In the nicest way possible.
NERO:"That's for trying to inseminate my female officers, veruul."
THE SHOPLIFTING CONCERT AT RED ROCKS
Special Guest: TV and the movies' Zachary Quinto!
Spock: Mother, those elderly gentlemen are staring at my hind quarters.
Amanda: That's okay Spock, just pretend you don't see them.
Elderly Vulcans in Background: Kids these days...their pants get lower and lower...
Kirk, to himself: I really hope my Starfleet Medical Insurance covers on the job falls...
Pine: Shatner never had to do any of this shit!
KIRK:"A little help, please?
This is the last damn time I fall for the old "I dropped my wallet off the bridge" trick. "
Spock: Mother, those elderly gentlemen are staring at my hind quarters.
Amanda: That's okay Spock, just pretend you don't see them.
Elderly Vulcans in Background: Kids these days...their pants get lower and lower...
Elderly Vulcan: But the caboose on Lady Amanda, that I could stare at all day!
AMANDA:"If your father were here with us right now, he would SO telepathically spank your ass for dragging your one and only mother through this mess!!!"
Reflecting on the events that had led to his current predicament, Kirk decided things had really gone down the drain when he questioned the Motorola ad on the back of the Romulan's head.
