Blue Warp Nacelles?

[26138]

IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA
IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA

The best part is, it's flat - just like Iowa! (and I can make fun of Iowa because I grew up there) Seriously, the entire state is one flat cornfield, with the occasional hog lot or town breaking up the boringness. Try driving through the state, I just got back from a nice long four-and-a-half hour drive through Iowa, and it was very, very boring.

 

[Kryton]

You're supposed to do that on a bicycle. RAGBRAI, anyone?

 

[cooleddie74]

I for one will be sorely disappointed in the new film if we don't get at least one guy in a sombrero taking a siesta underneath the Enterprise's warp nacelle.

 

[M'Sharak]

I for one will be sorely disappointed in the new film if we don't get at least one guy in a sombrero taking a siesta underneath the Enterprise's warp nacelle.

Another reason for having the ship constructed on the ground, perhaps?

 

[cooleddie74]

I for one will be sorely disappointed in the new film if we don't get at least one guy in a sombrero taking a siesta underneath the Enterprise's warp nacelle.

Another reason for having the ship constructed on the ground, perhaps?

Si.

 

[Kryton]

I for one will be sorely disappointed in the new film if we don't get at least one guy in a sombrero taking a siesta underneath the Enterprise's warp nacelle.

Another reason for having the ship constructed on the ground, perhaps?

TEH MEXIKO IS NOT TEH CANNNNNNNNNNNNON!

 

[Outpost4]

IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA
IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA-IOWA

The best part is, it's flat - just like Iowa! (and I can make fun of Iowa because I grew up there) Seriously, the entire state is one flat cornfield, with the occasional hog lot or town breaking up the boringness. Try driving through the state, I just got back from a nice long four-and-a-half hour drive through Iowa, and it was very, very boring.

NE Iowa, a section I'm less than 20 miles away from, is rolling and very beautiful. I will agree with you about the rest of the state, although I do like Iowans a lot. Still...

26138, you do know what I-O-W-A stands for, don't you?

I Owe the World an Apology.

 

[Kryton]

You really ought to give Iowa a try.

 

[Klingon Empire]

Kirk will jump out of the shuttle bay in XI screaming "IOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

 

[26138]

You really ought to give Iowa a try.

I gave it 19 years, it was flat as can be and not much was going on, but I've never found nicer people than those you can find in rural Iowa. Maybe the reason they chose Iowa to build it is because they wanted a nice flat area with lots of nice people to built it?

 

[Kryton]

I spent around 21 or 22 years there all told. It's on my birth certificate.

I am not in any hurry to return.

 

[trampledamage]

You really ought to give Iowa a try.

I gave it 19 years, it was flat as can be and not much was going on, but I've never found nicer people than those you can find in rural Iowa. Maybe the reason they chose Iowa to build it is because they wanted a nice flat area with lots of nice people to built it?

Sounds like a good reason to me! I'm sure there's a scientific explanation that can be invented as to why flat land is useful, and employing nice people increases the good karma of a project. No wonder the Enterprise was such a great ship.

 

[Klingon Empire]

Sceintific reason: Corn

Actual reason: Nice people magically sprout from the ground.

 

[Kryton]

I had to be born in a hospital.

But it burned down...is that enough?

 

[Klingon Empire]

Yes.

 

[26138]

You really ought to give Iowa a try.

I gave it 19 years, it was flat as can be and not much was going on, but I've never found nicer people than those you can find in rural Iowa. Maybe the reason they chose Iowa to build it is because they wanted a nice flat area with lots of nice people to built it?

Sounds like a good reason to me! I'm sure there's a scientific explanation that can be invented as to why flat land is useful, and employing nice people increases the good karma of a project. No wonder the Enterprise was such a great ship.

It's because the Enterprise will run on E-85!

 

[RoJoHen]

You're supposed to do that on a bicycle. RAGBRAI, anyone?

My old roommate did that 2 years ago!

He ended up fucking a woman in a port-a-potty.

 

[26138]

You're supposed to do that on a bicycle. RAGBRAI, anyone?

My old roommate did that 2 years ago!

He ended up fucking a woman in a port-a-potty.

TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's something to change the topic:

 

[ALF]

Here's something to change the topic:

Now that the Sombreroprise has been perfected... does anyone wanna try and show it to Shatner?

I don't know how untouchable he is, but even to try and email it to him. Or better still, somehow catch a reaction to him seeing it for the first time.

He's got a "warped" sense of humor, and I'd like to think he'd bust a gut laughing at him as the crazy pez dispensers.

Oh my....
when his mouth opens and closes it just kills me.

 

[M'Sharak]

Here's something to change the topic:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/eliyahu5733/Star Trek/Sombreroprise-Dice-mrfusion.gif

Now that the Sombreroprise has been perfected... does anyone wanna try and show it to Shatner?

I don't know how untouchable he is, but even to try and email it to him. Or better still, somehow catch a reaction to him seeing it for the first time.

Something like this, perhaps: