Movie Caption Contest #71: Horse Power

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Anything I want, huh?"
Picard: "Yes."
Kirk: "So when I go back to my cabin, this time it'll be Antonio in bed waiting for me ... <kicks horse, hurries off>"

 

[Rat Boy]

Horse on left: "Could he imagine himself shedding a few pounds?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I can imagine and have anything here...

and I can't believe I forgot to think about that Academy sorority I panty-raided my sophomore year."

 

[cooleddie74]

EVERLASTING GOB-TAFFY

The flavor and chewiness last for light years!!(TM)

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "Jim, one franchise at a time please."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I can handle this. Surely you caught my performance in "White Comanche"

PICARD: No, I didn't.

INDIAN: I did. ( cocks rifle)

 

[Gertch]

[Image removed per board rules.]

Picard: "You really cannot help yourself, can you?"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Denny, this is the last time I let you choose the dude ranch...

 

[Rat Boy]

Denny, this is the last time I let you choose the dude ranch...

Alan: "Wait a minute, you're also married to this bald French guy? Where's Scalia?! I want a divorce!"

 

[3 of 11]

Horse #1: Jesus my back hurts
Horse #2: Whatever at least you aren't being blinded by glare.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: "That's a nice vest. Mind if I borrow it to go shoot some Borg on the Holodeck with a tommy gun?"

 

[Nebusj]

``Well, no, no ... it's a fine vehicle ... I just kind of, you know, expected we'd get to ride a DeLorean while were here, that's all.''

``Well, it's your Nexus fantasy. If you want a real horse too instead of a stuffed toy head on a long stick, just wish yourself one.''

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk, chewing: "We don't ... have ... these ... Snickers ... where I'm ... from. They're <sweeps gums with tongue> wonderful."

 

[Triskelion]

Get a job, hippies!

A private counselor, eh? In a catsuit? I wasted my life.

 

[Triskelion]

Sorry, my horse wished up a few horse's asses.

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "No, I swear that was Soran in a toga running away from that horse."
Kirk: "It's not that I doubt you, it's that I've never seen a horse have a cigarette before."

 

[cooleddie74]

DENNY:"Damn.

You were right back at the office. This new weed is more potent!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Don't let my frilly pink undershirt and gay-ass belt buckle fool you, Miss Taylor.

My friend and I looooooove the beaver."

KIRK:"Enterprises in the future have sexy female doctors?

And plush carpeting on the bridge?

Damn.

I knew I should have asked the Guardian to take me FORWARD instead of back all those years ago."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Matt Dillion: "Hold it right there mister."
Kirk: "Is thereeee ... somethingamatter, marshall?"
Matt Dillion: "Town 50 miles back is wig store owner was shot and several wigs stolen; I'm afraid I'm going to have to know if that's real or not."

 

[Rat Boy]

Matt Dillion: "Hold it right there mister."
Kirk: "Is thereeee ... somethingamatter, marshall?"
Matt Dillion: "Town 50 miles back is wig store owner was shot and several wigs stolen; I'm afraid I'm going to have to know if that's real or not."

Picard: "Well, don't look at me."