SPOCK:"Can you help the Admiral with his Laffy Taffy, Miss Taylor?
I get tired of doing so."
KIRK:"Odd.
I could swear that this was where I saw Space Bigfoot years ago."
Movie Caption Contest #71: Horse Power
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SPOCK:"Can you help the Admiral with his Laffy Taffy, Miss Taylor?
I get tired of doing so."
KIRK:"Odd.
I could swear that this was where I saw Space Bigfoot years ago."
Why should we waste our time with you? I hear the Monterey Bay Aquarium is waaaaay better than your place!
Stewart: I hate this script there's too much technobabble. It says in the next scene we will us the Den Ny Crane to defeat a mad scientist.
Shatner: Den Ny Crane? ... Denny Crane... Denny Crane...
The costumes? Oh, well.....we're headed for a Star Trek convention. I said to my friend here that I was looking forward to seeing Worf......I guess the cab driver missunderstood. So anyway........can we get a ride?
Picard: Deny it all you will. Don't blame the horse. That was you!
A scene from "Two Horses, One Tree".
Kirk's Horse, thinking: "Perhaps this Nexus will take me somewhere my back isn't broken."
Spock: "I have studied this era of Earth history. With your choice of vehicle and your mullet, I have ascertained you are a lesbian. Of the Diesel variety, if I'm not mistaken."
Kirk: "Hmm. So the way this place works, if I wish I hadn't just wiped with poison ivy, I won't have?"
Shatner: "So George Takei really turned down the chance to have Sulu be the Captain of the Enterprise-B because of his 'Captain Sulu of the Excelsior series' pipe dream? Jeez."
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Kirk: Antonia isn't my girlfriend. She's my horse.
GILLIAN:"Need help with that Abba Zabba?"
KIRK:"You wait here. I'll go get Festus, Miss Kitty and the Cartwright boys to fetch Kwai Chang Caine!"
KIRK:"You have to forgive my companion here.
He did a little too much crystal meth off a dead hooker's back."
"My husband doesn't look anything like this 'Decker' person you mention. And you say i have how many kids? Doesn't sound anything like heaven to me"
"When you do have them, please introduce me to your eldest daughter-"
"Jim please-"
"Spock, the future depends on it"
"No it does not"
"But what was all that about humpbacking?"
"We have to go"
KIRK:"Interested in a slightly used Klingon ship?
She's got fewer than 10,000 light years on her. And the smell comes out with enough time. And bleach."
HORSE #1:"I can't take any more of this bloated hamhock breaking my back."
HORSE #2:"Be grateful you don't have to listen to endless stories about seeing David Warner naked at the Stratford Shakespeare Festival."
"Do you ever get a nagging feeling... nah... it's stupid. I mean, that you wanted to go through with something... but had this feeling deep down in your gut that fifteen years later they might make a movie you could be in... but you desperately need that paycheck now? I'm sure it's nothing."
"I would love to come to this sing along but I'm afraid I'm a little horse"
PICARD: So, which way back to the cabin?
KIRK: I was hoping you'd know.
PICARD: Me? It's your bloody fantasy!!! I was happily celebrating a Victorian Christmas till I was sent to Bumfuck, Idaho to find your sorry arse!!!!
KIRK: Baumfuche actually.
PICARD: What ever!!!!
"Why did those four tiny hobbits just tell us to get off the road?"
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