TOS Caption Contest #118 - Angry Children Means It Must Be Christmas
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Spock: "Doctor, my bifurcated nature was going to be a surprise for Nurse Chapel, but you couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you?"
Spock: "Doctor, my bifurcated nature was going to be a surprise for Nurse Chapel, but you couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you?"
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HOW IT ALL STARTED:
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HOW IT ALL STARTED:
Spock: Pledge Boner, fifty nude jumping jacks, NOW!
SPOCK:A pledge pin! On your uniform?
Re: TOS Caption Contest #118 - Angry Children Means It Must Be Christm
Kathy Lee was pissed when she found out that Jim Kirk liberated her sweat shop.
Kathy Lee was pissed when she found out that Jim Kirk liberated her sweat shop.
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Kathy Lee was pissed when she found out that Jim Kirk liberated her sweat shop.
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Spock: Doctor, I find it puzzling that Mr. Sulu would commend me for having a "pretty mouth."
McCoy: I don't see the problem, Spock. He was probably just admiring your bridge work.
Kirk: Wait just one damned minute! "Bonk, bonk on the head" is one thing, but I draw the line at "tea bag the grup!"
Shatner: A sombrero on the Enterprise? Leonard, that's genius!
Nimoy: And check out the fuzzy dice!
Spock: Doctor, I find it puzzling that Mr. Sulu would commend me for having a "pretty mouth."
McCoy: I don't see the problem, Spock. He was probably just admiring your bridge work.
Kirk: Wait just one damned minute! "Bonk, bonk on the head" is one thing, but I draw the line at "tea bag the grup!"
Shatner: A sombrero on the Enterprise? Leonard, that's genius!
Nimoy: And check out the fuzzy dice!
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Little Girl on Kirk's Lap: "I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!"
Kirk: "You'll shoot your eye out, kid"
Little Girl on Kirk's Lap: "I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!"
Kirk: "You'll shoot your eye out, kid"
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This was not at all what Jim had in mind when he said that he "wanted to beam down to a planet full of young, dirty girls"
This was not at all what Jim had in mind when he said that he "wanted to beam down to a planet full of young, dirty girls"
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Spock: "Mad Magazine??? Vomit, did he get this mindless rag from you?"
Vomit (off camera): "Piss off you wanker!!!"
Spock: "Mad Magazine??? Vomit, did he get this mindless rag from you?"
Vomit (off camera): "Piss off you wanker!!!"
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Spock: "I've got my eye on you McCoy."
Bones: "Great...First Sulu now you."
Spock: "I've got my eye on you McCoy."
Bones: "Great...First Sulu now you."
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Spock: "Don't think I don't know about your avacado fetish, Doctor."
McCoy: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Spock: "Then you deny that you and Nurse Chapel had a 'guacamole party'?"
McCoy: "We were just dipping!"
Kirk: "I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke."
Spock: "Al Jaffee, you are one dead motherfucker."
Spock: "Don't think I don't know about your avacado fetish, Doctor."
McCoy: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Spock: "Then you deny that you and Nurse Chapel had a 'guacamole party'?"
McCoy: "We were just dipping!"
Kirk: "I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke."
Spock: "Al Jaffee, you are one dead motherfucker."
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Nimoy: "Is that a wheel sticking out of De's rear?"
Shatner(laughing): "Yes, yes it is!"
Nimoy: "Hey, wait a second. Where's my bike?"
Nimoy: "Is that a wheel sticking out of De's rear?"
Shatner(laughing): "Yes, yes it is!"
Nimoy: "Hey, wait a second. Where's my bike?"
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SPOCK:"Doctor...you appear to have something very, very stupid on your face. I suggest removing it."
"Please, Captain...can we have some more?"
KIRK:"More?!?!?"
SHATNER:"Look. This month's fold-in kinda looks like a dog's penis if you squint just right."
SPOCK:"Doctor...you appear to have something very, very stupid on your face. I suggest removing it."
"Please, Captain...can we have some more?"
KIRK:"More?!?!?"
SHATNER:"Look. This month's fold-in kinda looks like a dog's penis if you squint just right."
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SPOCK:"Nice earring.
Mercifully, you put it in the correct ear if you don't want Mister Sulu to jump you."
SPOCK:"Nice earring.
Mercifully, you put it in the correct ear if you don't want Mister Sulu to jump you."
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SPOCK:"Fascinating.
You never learned to use Q-Tips as a child...did you?"
KIRK:"If you just let me introduce you to the miracle of soap your lives will change for the better...I swear!! No Foolie!!"
DAVE BERG's The Warped Side...
SPOCK:"Fascinating.
You never learned to use Q-Tips as a child...did you?"
KIRK:"If you just let me introduce you to the miracle of soap your lives will change for the better...I swear!! No Foolie!!"
DAVE BERG's The Warped Side...
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SPOCK on right:"Curious.
I thought you'd look more like Zachary Quinto."
SPOCK on right:"Curious.
I thought you'd look more like Zachary Quinto."