Oh, can you?
Is there like a brochure or a website or something? Where can I pick some of that up?
I'm so ronery . . .
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Is there like a brochure or a website or something? Where can I pick some of that up?
Funny how they haven't invented the opposite of viagra. 
It's called a 'bar'. You go there, get drunk, chat up a good-looking chick, get back to her or your place and then fuck the shit out of eachother.
also: Don't be a fool - Wrap your tool.
Funny how they haven't invented the opposite of viagra.
Yes they have, see the rom-coms thread - Hugh Grant is guaranteed to prevent any man from becoming aroused for a minimum of a 24 hour period.
It's called a 'bar'. You go there, get drunk, chat up a good-looking chick, get back to her or your place and then fuck the shit out of eachother.
also: Don't be a fool - Wrap your tool.
Yeah, and if you're having bad luck, just drop your standards a little in increments until you hit pay dirt.
It's called a 'bar'. You go there, get drunk, chat up a good-looking chick, get back to her or your place and then fuck the shit out of eachother.
also: Don't be a fool - Wrap your tool.
Yeah, and if you're having bad luck, just drop your standards a little in increments until you hit pay dirt.
There is no such thing as 'Bad luck'. You'll need t be prepared.
See, we don't have those at bars around here. That's my problem.
^ Book clubs are rather popular as far as I know... close enough!
"All love is unrequited, Stephen, all of it."
I can't handle being alone. I lived alone for the first time in my life almost two years ago when my sister had moved out the the au pair job she had then and my cousin hadn't moved in yet. For the first two weeks it was nice. For the remaining 1½ months it was anguish. I just couldn't handle the quiet. No surprise considering I've grown up in a family of six and almost always a pet or two.
I think that's why I hate the idea of ending up alone. Because when my brother, who know lives with me, has moved out, I'll be alone again. And I can't do that. I'm bit of a loner and can be perfectly comfortable to just observe others and be the only person in a room not to speak up, but I just can't be alone.
I just went on my first date in a year. So I know what loneliness is like.
We did do some nice petting in the back of the movie theatre, though.
We did do some nice petting in the back of the movie theatre, though.
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Just remember "hell is other people".
I hate living with people but I get bored and strange living alone. I'm not seeing my daughter while I get the custody battle underway which only makes things worse... once thats out the way, and I can find a woman I can tolerate for more than five minutes, life will be good.
Reading that back the whole 'five minutes' thing makes me sound way more bitter and grumpy than I intended it to...
Reading that back the whole 'five minutes' thing makes me sound way more bitter and grumpy than I intended it to...
After 6 years of being alone, and maybe two of those years very lonely, I think I found someone.
We've had two wonderful dates and lots of telephone talk. Sadly we're both in the same job on different shift patterns, so matching times off together to meet is a touch tricky.
Yet, I made her violently ill when she caught my "vomiting sickness" a few weeks back on our first date and she is STILL talking to me. I'm taking that as a good sign
It's a shame I can't see her over Christmas, but we've made plans for Post-New Years Eve... i.e. 4am on 01/01/2009 after we both finish work
Hugo - keeping his hopes up for once...
We've had two wonderful dates and lots of telephone talk. Sadly we're both in the same job on different shift patterns, so matching times off together to meet is a touch tricky.
Yet, I made her violently ill when she caught my "vomiting sickness" a few weeks back on our first date and she is STILL talking to me. I'm taking that as a good sign
It's a shame I can't see her over Christmas, but we've made plans for Post-New Years Eve... i.e. 4am on 01/01/2009 after we both finish work
Hugo - keeping his hopes up for once...
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