"And when I squeeze like this, funny green shit comes out his nose. Please don't ask how I figured that out!"
Movie Caption Contest #70: Do You Mind-Meld?!
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"And when I squeeze like this, funny green shit comes out his nose. Please don't ask how I figured that out!"
"98... 99... 100! Ready or not, here comes your Katra"
T'Lar: Hmm... did I leave the food synthesizer running?
Kelly: Wouldn't it just be easier to give him a ruffie?
Vulcan High Priestesses have been known to leap from tree to tree at a distance of 50 feet.
"And when I squeeze like this, funny green shit comes out his nose. Please don't ask how I figured that out!"
Troi: "Just like my boobs!"
Heh, beat me to it.
T'Lar: The Fon-Fon Rue is complete. I now pronounce you husband and Vulcan; you may now Pon Far the Vulcan.
McCoy: "You Vulcans have a funny idea of what constitutes a threesome Spock..."
CROSSING OVER
With High Priestess T'Lar of Mount Seleya
"I sense that thee hath lost a loved one...someone whose name began vith de letter T...
Or S..."
SHINZON:"Can we please finish this, Viceroy.
I'm getting nervous.
I've seen Orion snuff footage that begins like this."
Shinzon: That is not my penis.
VICEROY:"For a job ruling over post-thalaron Earth, I'll go a couple of meters lower."
McCOY:"Hey...Jim...can you hear me up here?!
Check it out...this broad's got a gas tank cap on her apron."
Shinzon: This is not what I meant when I said I wanted you to give me head.
"Be careful, Viceroy.
Get too aggressive with those hands, and AMC will censor the footage."
"By the Gods of Remus! I said Deanna Riker! Not Will Riker!"
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