TOS Caption Contest #117 - Feet Don't Phallus Now

[Shatmandu]

Wallace: "I'll bet you a plate of cookies the caption contest gets changed out before Tuesday."
McCoy: ""And if it isn't, I get to watch you fuck yourself with this thing."
Wallace: "..."

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "So it's a re-boot and an alternate universe?"
Kor: "It seems so."
Kirk: "So am I still me? Are you still you? Will you have forehead ridges?"
Kor: "Would you like a hug?"
Kirk: "I thought you'd never ask."

 

[Outpost4]

Wallace: "I'll bet you a plate of cookies the caption contest gets changed out before Tuesday."
McCoy: ""And if it isn't, I get to watch you fuck yourself with this thing."
Wallace: "..."

Your really expect me to change out the contest before Tuesday given this would be the payoff if I don't? I'd even dress up in a shiny blue shirt and a grey wig. Hell, I'd even start smoking again.

 

[M'Sharak]

Kirk: "So it's a re-boot and an alternate universe?"
Kor: "It seems so."
Kirk: "So am I still me? Are you still you? Will you have forehead ridges?"
Kor: "Would you like a hug?"
Kirk: "I thought you'd never ask."

**snerf**