Movie Caption Contest #70: Do You Mind-Meld?!

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Oh good, I've got time for a cup of coffee."

 

[Mistral]

The latest Star Trek movie was so boring even the actors fell asleep while filming...

 

[Mistral]

^

Jack had been thrilled to get the part even though it was a small one. He just wished he'd payed closer attention to the "mandatory fondling" clause.

 

[Rat Boy]

Detectives Nimoy and Kelley demonstrate to Executive ADA Michael Cutter how the assailants were able to disable their victims using the Vulcan nerve pinch.

 

[Kirby]

Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?

 

[scottydog]

The Three Vulcan Stooges: T'Moe about to clunk Shemp's and Larry's heads together.

Howie Mandel: "No deal! No deal!"

Nimoy: "Damn it, Shatner. He left hickey marks here. And here."

Kelley: "Whoa. This one's more than just a hicky mark."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "Christ woman, would it kill you to moisturise once in a while, it feels like you're sandpapering my forehead."
T'Lar: "Cosmetics are illogical."
Spock: "No shit!"

 

[scorpius1701]

As it turns out, it was the Romulans that had the goofiest manual steering column in the galaxy.

 

[Rat Boy]

T'Lar: "It would appear that I'm standing in bird of prey shit."

 

[cooleddie74]

T'LAR:"Curious.

Sarek...thy son...his mind...full of images of men without clothing...hot oils...mud...and ferral wildlife with horns.

NO. NO.

I correct myself...those images are coming from the human Mac-Coy."

"I'm too sexy for thalaron radiation.

So sexy...it will be fatal to Picard."

NIMOY:"...and right here is where you'll lick, DeForest. And not a quick motion, either. I'll need something prolonged and obvious.

Don't ask me. Bill wants it."

 

[cooleddie74]

VICEROY:"Have I ever told you, Lord Praetor...

your scalp?

Fa-

bu-

LOUS."

 

[Candlelight]

It would turn out to be the BO of the priestess that killed them.

 

[cooleddie74]

The KATRA taste test:


Even a High Priestess of Mount Seleya can't tell the difference.

 

[Atavachron]

Viceroy: "Watch closely, gentlemen. This is how how we pick up an "7-10" split back home."


Atavachron

 

[Maurice]

McCOY:
Then he mind-melded me to teach me how to be sensible,
Logical, responsible, practical.
And he showed me this world where I could be so dependable,
Clinical, intellectual, cynical.

SPOCK:
There are times when my katra's asleep,
The questions run too deep
For such a dead Vul-can.

McCOY
Dammit please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
But please tell me who I am.

T'LAR
Now watch what thee say or I'll be calling you a radical,
Liberal, fanatical, criminal.
Won't thee sign up thy name, we'd like to feel you're
Acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegtable!

ALL:
Take it, take it, take it, yeah!

24th century phrenology not only is bogus, it ruins your nails.

NIMOY: I'm warning you, De, once you pinch black, you never go back!
DE: Oh Hell, here goes nothing...

 

[Outpost4]

No matter the old saying, on Vulcan you can pick your friend's nose.

 

[Outpost4]

Shinzon hated being Bongo Boy, but at least being in the band got him chicks.

Nimoy: ...and if this doesn't work, grab his nuts.

 

[Candlelight]

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

"Found him - he's to the left of McCoy"

 

[cooleddie74]

T'LAR:"When I uncovereth thine eyes...THEN...and only then...can you looketh upon your birthday presents."

LEE PRESS-ON TELEPATHY

DE KELLEY:"Sorry, Len...

I love ya like a brother...but you know I don't swing that way. Go get George for a scene like this!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Bea Arthur.


In a role that will repulse you.