Trek XI Caption Contest #6: Bromance

[DRMidnite]

Kirk(Pine): [over comm] Damn. Looks like a Circuit City store, doesn't it?
Spo(Q)uinto: [over comm] No sh-*ahem* ...affirmative.
Chekov: ... Circuit... Ceety?
Valeris: No idea.

 

[Alrik]

(shat)Kirk: Yeah, we switched from 100 watt bulbs to 60s a while back. You should try it. Makes all the difference on the light bill.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk (Pine): "We've come to challenge you in Mortal Kombat."

 

[Amasov]

Chris Pine: Hi, Mr. Shatner. My name is Chris Pine, I'm going to be playing your character in the 2009 film, STAR TREK.

William Shatner: And you came back in time to ask for my approval?

Chris Pine: No, I came back to tell you Boston Legal was cancelled.

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : Better then a sharp stick in the XI.

Pine : Will you look at that.....

Zach : What are we looking at ?

Pine : ILM spending 100 million on FX....

Zach : I can't wait to see what that looks like....

Pine : Has to be better then staring at this green screen all day long....

Zach : True that...

God, this outfit makes me look so gay.... WAITAMINIT....

Leonard Nimoy : When you get this old your hand gets stuck like this for the rest of your life, good thing I can still go to conventions with my hand stuck like this, the fans still go wild for this you know.

And another thing, let me tell you about how the doors always got stuck....

 

[ncc71877]

For any Psych Fans:
"I'm James Kirk and this is my first officer, Legolas Valentine."

ncc71877

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hi. We're the movies' Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto.

There are many problems facing teens today, but one of the most underreported is Canon Violation. So here are some helpful tips to help your adolescents survive the lashes and travails of teen years rife with reboots..."

"Free dive off the Golden Gate Bridge, they said...

Use untested rocket boots, they said...

We'll make sure your assignment on the Enterprise doesn't go to someone else in case there's an accident, they said!"

"Live long...and get bent."

 

[cooleddie74]

OLDER KIRK:"Damn.

I'm even hotter than I remembered!"

 

[shivkala]

Spock: Sir, I have an idea. Lieutenant, get me the iTunes download of Star Trek XI.
Kirk: Spock, may I speak with you please? How can there be an iTunes download of the movie? We're still in the middle of making it!
Spock: Yes, but there's been a new breakthrough in home video marketing.
Kirk: There has?
Spock: Yes. Instant downloads. They're on iTunes before the movie is finished.
Kirk: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Spock: Now, you're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Kirk: What happened to then?
Spock: We passed then.
Kirk: When?
Spock: Just now. Were at now, now.
Kirk: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Kirk: Now.
Spock: Now?
Kirk: Now!
Spock: I can't.
Kirk: Why?
Spock: We missed it.
Kirk: When?
Spock: Just now.
Kirk: When will then be now?
Spock: Soon.
Kirk: How soon?
Sulu: Sir!
Kirk: What?!
Sulu: We have identified their location.
Kirk: Where?!
Sulu: It's the moon of Vega.
Spock: Very good, set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Kirk: [increasingly flustered] When?!
Sulu: 1900 hours.
Spock: By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners.
Kirk: Who!!

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"The usual strategy, sir?"

KIRK:"You know the drill."

SPOCK:"Their underpants?"

KIRK:"Underpants."

 

[Nerys Myk]

YOUNG KIRK: How can they even see anything with their bridge so under lit?

 

[cooleddie74]

OLD SPOCK:"Curious.

I do not remember there ever being that much obvious homoerotica on our old ship."

 

[SPCTRE]

Kirk (to Spock): "You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?"

Kirk: "I wonder, will we ever see each other again?"
Old Spock: "Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Star Trek XII: The Search for More Money."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Stand still, Spock.

They need to finish the 3-D body scanning for our action figures."

"Live Long...and Suck My Wrinkled Green Balls, Assmunch."

 

[Nerys Myk]

OLD SPOCK:"Curious.

I do not remember there ever being that much obvious homoerotica on our old ship."

CHEKOV: Sulu never invited you to his quarters?

 

[cooleddie74]

OLD KIRK:"Stand down at once and prepare to be boarded!

And no tricks, younger Me! I remember which box of skin magazines I used to hide the self-destruct codes in!"

 

[Rat Boy]

OLDER KIRK:"Damn.

I'm even hotter than I remembered!"

Older Chekov: "Damn. He's even hotter than I remembered."

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

Younger Kirk: "Where are the hostesses? I don't see the barcode readers anywhere. Not even a roll of duct tape!"

Older Kirk: "We seat ourselves now. Nobody uses barcode readers anymore. And we keep the duct tape in a drawer!"

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : When the moon hits your XI like a big pizza pie....

Kirks : This is why I hate time-travel .....

Spocks : Fascinating .....

 

[Amasov]

Old Spock: Nice ears.
Young Spock: Thanks