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Trek XI Caption Contest #6: Bromance

Rat Boy

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Cancel nerd alert, because it's time for another caption contest. This past week we homaged every movie other than this one. Let's hit the ground running by honoring...

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First, for the picture of Kirk a split second before he slips and falls on his ass because of the slick floor, our winner is:

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(Benny Hill music starts)

Next, for the picture of Captain Pike shouting and barking orders while his mouth still works, our winner is:

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Pike: [after his cap blew out the air lock] Holy Cow! My cap blew off! Swing her round. We'll pick it up.
Officer: But, sir, we're on the mission.
Pike: Good thinking. We'll pick it up on the way back. We gotta mark the spot, though. Put Robinowitz in an escape pod. Have him circle until we return.
Officer: It could be days.
Pike: Then put some food in the pod, for god's sake, man. Do I have to think of everything? We'll tape his favourite shows, he won't miss anything.

And for the Photoshop awards (and in the first case for inspiring it):

Gotta give credit to Candlelight for the inspiration:
"Daleks! Why'd they base the corridor design on Dalek ships AND include Daleks!"
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Pike was always organizing relay races to improve ship morale.

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"I can see you in this shiny console."

Quite a number of familiar names in this crowd. Congratulations to you all and here's the tally:

Nerys Myk - 3
middyseafort - 2
Amasov - 2
M'Sharak - 1
Herkimer Jitty - 1
seigezunt - 1
26138 - 1
jptrekker - 1
Kirby - 1
Alpha_Geek - 1
The Squire of Gothos - 1
Zachary_Smith - 1
Plum - 1
3 of 11 - 1
cooleddie74 - 1
jongredic - 1
Woulfe - 1
Super Grover - 1
Candlelight - 1
B.J. - 1
Outpost4 - 1
Gertch - 1

This week, we take a look at one of the themes that J.J. Abrams said that permeates through this film: friendship. Yes, the kinds of friendship that have been fueling slash fic for the last forty years. Our first picture is of the big two trying to out mug each other to the camera. The next is of John Cho hoping like hell there won't be any of those kind of Sulu jokes at his expense, but he's bound to be disappointed. Finally, we have a pic from the most recent trailer, featuring Leonard Nimoy's de facto "Up yours" to Shatner. All pics this week are from TrekCore.com and hosted by Imageshack to save bandwidth. Have at:

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Kirk: "That's the second biggest space octopus I've ever seen."

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Sulu: "Does he have to start making out with everyone we run into?"

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Spock: "By the way, if some bald guy asks you to help prevent some planet from getting destroyed, ignore him."
 
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Spock: "The camera man's brains look delicious."

Kirk: "Not now Spock. I'm posing."

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In the future, seatbelts stayed firmly attached to their wearer.

They never stayed attached to the seats, however.

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Spocktimus Prime: "Live long and prosper, bitches!"
 
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Chekov: "Boy am I glad I got out of the academy when I did. I'd hate to wear those assless chaps that Cadet Kirk has on."

Sulu: "Speak for yourself, Pavel."

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Cho: "Dammit, I knew they'd start those jokes sooner or later!"
 
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Sulu: "For that joke, Rat Boy, I'm shoving my sword up your ass! WAIT- I didn't mean it like that- Ahh damnit."
 
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Spock Prime: "Sorry, I wish I could go with you, but I've fucked up the timeline enough as it is."
 
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Oh and before you go someday a crazy, wild eyed scientist or a kid may show up asking about that book.' and if that ever happens... (cocks gun)
 
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Kirk: "That's what the bridge is supposed to look like? Where are the hostess stations?"

Spock: "Where are the bar code scanners?"

Chekov: "Hey, vait a minute, vhere am I?"
 
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"Think they're wondering yet why we have all those red lights pointed at them, Mr. Spock?"
"Undoubtedly. I am wondering about their purpose myself, in fact."


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"I know what they're for -- theyre-"


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"As do I, Lieutenant, but we cannot tell them yet. Ying tong... iddle I po."
 
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Spock: Sir Three Klingon Battlecruisers are approaching with weapons armed.

Kirk: Not now Spock I'm trying to look heroic.

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Sulu in a staring contest with Nero.
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Old Spock: If a man named Berman shows up shoot him, don't ask questions just do it.
 
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KIRK:"Whaddya think, Spock?

Should I try to seduce and screw it...or not?"


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"NO. NO! NO!!!

We are NOT making another side-trip to some other half-assed, dangerous planet full of flesh-eating creatures and getting in MORE trouble!

We stay on our present course for the Sector 104 White Castle...no more distractions!!!"


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"Live Long...and Prosper.

And if I were you, I'd let that room air out a bit before you use it. I'd been holding it since the late 24th century."
 
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"Quick, Spock.

Look handsome and heroic. Green space chicks dig that."
 
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KIRK: Oh, they are out there Spock. With their photoshops, sexual innuendos and movie quotes. Out there waiting for us to let our guard down. We must be ever vigilant.
 
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"Think my FACE is craggy and unsavory?

Look at my damn hand. It's like I live in a giant vat of pickled brine."
 
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