Ick bin so betrunken! I'm drunk for the first time in my life.

[Michael]

You probably don't even know me (I don't really frequent the Miscellaneous forum that much). Somehow I just wanted to let you know that for the first time in my life I am drunk. It's actually the first time I ever drank alcohol at all. It's 3 AM in the morning in Germany and I just drank a whole bottle of red whine. God, that was so awful. I hated how it tastes. After every sip I had to drink Coke. Now I'm feeling all dizzy and strange. The reason? Of course it's a woman. Sarina's her name. Yeah, just like the character from DS9. I thoughgt I could forget all the pain. Man, it's so laughable. THis whole thead is so laughable. Sorry. But why are you women like this? She's so sweet and nice. But she doesn't even show one sign that tells me that she sees more in me than e friend. Man, I'm so fucingn lonwly. Sorry.

Oh, and I love you, Gep Malakai, Outpost4, PKTrekGirl, Jon1701, M', Sam, CommanderRaytas, JiNX-01, Swarles Barkley, ITL, Defcon, ST-One, Sector 7, EliyahuQeoni, orac, Starscape. All of you (and many more) are what make this place so worthwhile.

I donÄt even know why I had to write all of that up. I guess I just want a little bit of attention. Sorry.

 

[DeafPoet]

Oh, and I love you, Gep Malakai, Outpost4, PKTrekGirl, Jon1701, M', Sam, CommanderRaytas, JiNX-01, Swarles Barkley, ITL, Defcon, ST-One, Sector 7, EliyahuQeoni, orac, Starscape. All of you (and many more) are what make this place so worthwhile.
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Yep, it's conclusive. He's boozed.

 

[Philo]

Beautiful. We loves ya, ya big king of the avatars lug.

 

[T'Baio]

The best thing to do right now would be take a huge handful of sedatives. All the best drinkers know this trick.

 

[exalted one]

Man, if you really have to kill your braincells because of women, next time at least grab something decent to drink. Some good vodka and pure fruit juice, perhaps. Cheap wine is a killer, your head will hate you tomorrow and your stomach will as well. Worst thing you can do is mix it with Coke, mind you, alcohol + sugar = very nasty hangover.

 

[shrantastic]

son, you are gonna have one bangin' headache tomorrow.

I suggest naproxem sodium, orange juice mixed cut mineral water and some McD's cheeseburgers. Good luck, and next time try vodka like exalted one suggested.

 

[Mallory]

Oh, and I love you, Gep Malakai, Outpost4, PKTrekGirl, Jon1701, M', Sam, CommanderRaytas, JiNX-01, Swarles Barkley, ITL, Defcon, ST-One, Sector 7, EliyahuQeoni, orac, Starscape. All of you (and many more) are what make this place so worthwhile.

Hmph! Let Bonz pin and unpin your threads from now on.

 

[Tim]

I suggest naproxem sodium, orange juice mixed cut mineral water and some McD's cheeseburgers. Good luck, and next time try vodka like exalted one suggested.

You appear to be skilled in these dark arts.

I find that staying continually drunk is the best solution.

 

[RJDiogenes]

She's so sweet and nice. But she doesn't even show one sign that tells me that she sees more in me than e friend. Man, I'm so fucingn lonwly. Sorry.

No need to be sorry. This happens to all of us. Damn women!

At least now you know that booze doesn't help. But what have you done to romance this woman? Has she actually rejected you, or are you just worshiping her from afar?

 

[Starscape]

I hope your first hang-over doesn't hit you too hard, NCC-1701!

I usually feel depressed for a couple of days after a heavy drinking session and that's when I've been in a good mood beforehand. I'd hate to find out what I'd be like after drowning my sorrows.

I'm afraid on the subject of women I have only this to say:

"I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I’ll let you know." - Jean Luc Picard

 

[SPOCKED]

Whoa! My first hangover/drink was about 1 million hangovers/drinks ago.

Thanks for nothin' Spider

 

[Pingfah]

This is a very poor introduction to alcohol IMO.

Try drinking it when you're happy instead.

 

[An Officer]

It's probably the best introduction he can have... If my first drinks hadn't been mind-blowingly spectacular, I wouldn't be as enamoured of the stuff as I am now... it was like a couple of years before I had my first hangover, and I was already hooked by then... too late, damn!

 

[iguana_tonante]

It's 3 AM in the morning in Germany and I just drank a whole bottle of red whine. God, that was so awful. I hated how it tastes.

Try drinking good wine next time. Possibly Italian.

 

[Ethros]

Out of interest how old are you for you first boozing session?

 

[An Officer]

I was 23. Much later than my peers, but all good things come to those who wait...

 

[Pingfah]

It's probably the best introduction he can have... If my first drinks hadn't been mind-blowingly spectacular, I wouldn't be as enamoured of the stuff as I am now... it was like a couple of years before I had my first hangover, and I was already hooked by then... too late, damn!

Not seeing a problem here

I was 11 the first time I remember feeling tipsy, although I didn't get fall down drunk until I was at least 14.

 

[An Officer]

A few of my classmates in high school, I remember used to down a couple cans each of beer first thing in the morning before classes began - they were already alcoholics at age 13! They used to get sent home from school for being drunk and disorderly! I guess I had a lot of strong examples to stay away from the stuff for a long time... It woos you in the end though! At the time though, in my particular inner London comprehensive, it was seen as a perfectly cool thing to do, you in fact got double respect if you were into all that!

Although downing two large cans of beer before breakfast is still a mind-boggling prospect. I would probably puke on the spot!

 

[CaptJimboJones]

son, you are gonna have one bangin' headache tomorrow.

I suggest naproxem sodium, orange juice mixed cut mineral water and some McD's cheeseburgers. Good luck, and next time try vodka like exalted one suggested.

And lots of water.

 

[trekkiedane]

son, you are gonna have one bangin' headache tomorrow.

I suggest naproxem sodium, orange juice mixed cut mineral water and some McD's cheeseburgers. Good luck, and next time try vodka like exalted one suggested.

And lots of water.

Personally I prefer Paracetamol and pasta carbonara -though McGreaseburgers are a close second.

And lots of liquids -of course.

And, like Pingfah said; drinking while down will only bring you more misery -not necessarily a bad thing, but for the first time not a good idea. What made you choose to drown your sorrow in alcohol?