Ick bin so betrunken! I'm drunk for the first time in my life.

[ITL]

I hope things work out for you, my friend. I really mean that.

BTW - Not a bad drunkl thread for a first-timer. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Except for the making of a drunkl thread. In that, you have surpassed me.

All the best.

 

[FordSVT]

The best thing to do right now would be take a huge handful of sedatives. All the best drinkers know this trick.

I hardly ever puff anymore, but goddamn it's the best cure for the spins and puts you right to sleep when you're hammered like that.

 

[Philo]

Beautiful. We loves ya, ya big king of the avatars lug.

Thanks, Philo. I love you, too. You're certainly one of the nicest guys around here.

Now that's just a bold-faced lie, and I resent it!

Oh god, this is so embarrassing. Why did I think that it was a good idea to write all of this? I'm sorry. But I want to thank everyone who responded with something nice or a useful advice. That's what I was talking about in the second paragraph of my original post.

Don't sweat it. It probably wasn't the best idea but you've had the experience now and that's valuable in it's own right. It could be worse, anyway. I drank too much for the wrong reasons once and woke up somewhere I shouldn't have.