TOS Caption Contest #115 - Kissy Kissy

[Outpost4]

I've had a lovely few days in San Francisco, visiting friends and spending too much money. Back grounded in reality, the caption contest begs to be changed out. At least some TrekBBS members are begging. Down boy, down. Good boy. Sit...sit. That's a good boy. Good boy.

BTW, does anybody know if Rat Boy has been housebroken?

The rule of the old farts continues with our two main winners this week, Shatmandu and cooleddie74.

McCOY:"Here ya go, Jim Boy.

Vodka martini.

Jizzed...not stirred."

Keeper: "That thing wouldn't happen to have a 'Gently Tickle' setting, would it?"

We do have two special winners this week. First, middyseafort takes a prize home for quoting a Harry Nilsson song. (Edit - that should be highlander who quoted John Lennon's favorite singer, not middyseafort. My mistake - see below. Corrected.)

Bones: "You see Jim, I put the lime in the coconut. And this is what happened."

Second, Nerys Myk and middyseafort combined for this photoshop winner, with the photo by Mike and the caption by middyseafort.

Originally posted by Nerys Myk & middyseafort:

Snuff films, 23rd Century Style

New picks have our boys Out West and Uhura mugging:

Drink it all down...then you'll feel better.


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (4x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Atavachron (2x)
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
brian
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (17x)

Plus one this time for a total of 18!
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (10x)
Dohlman
DrBob (8x)
DS9Sega (5x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
EnsignHarper
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (22x)

goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (2x)

Plus one this time for a total of 3!
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
John_Picard (2x)
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
middyseafort

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (20x)

Plus one this time for a total of 21!
Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ
Outpost4 (15x)

Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (30x)

Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (17x)
Sector 7
Shatmandu (17x)

Plus one this time for a total of 18!
Sir Rhosis (2x)
Super Grover
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro (2x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (13x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (10x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (10x)
Tristan
Turbo (2x)
vassa
Woulfe (4x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Uhura: Sugah...

How the West was won...and lost...and won again.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Where is your earpiece Lieutenant?"
Uhura: "I set it to vibrate and I..."

Chekov: "The rewerse cowgirl was inwented by a little old lady in Leningrad."

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura: "I'm getting a little sick of the captain hiding under my bed to watch me strip."

Kirk (thinking): He gets the chick? This planet sucks.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHATNER: So George called in sick today?

NIMOY: Walter seems to be enjoying taking up the slack.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Something is definitely off, gentleman."
McCoy: "Yeah, are you feeling okay Jim?"
Kirk: "Hmm? What? Yeah I'm fine."
Scott: "But, Captain! The wee lad gets the girl and you're..."
Kirk: "Oh, that. I've already checked. She's a pre-op transexual."
Spock, McCoy and Scotty: "Aaaahhh!"
Chekov: "Vhat vas that Keptin?"
Tallulah: "Don't sweat it sugar, how about you give me some honey!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I've always had a thing for men in rubber ear tips and Ringo Starr haircuts. Come on, baby...pon farr me like a prosthetic-wearing teenybopper!!"

KIRK:"Be careful, Pavel.

Remember the Academy training film about illusory and holographic venereal diseases."

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"I'm w-w-w-w-w-wery flattered dat you like me dis much, Miss...but...

I just...ended a relationship wit an imaginary voman. And to be honest...my right wrist can only take so much."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Peter?!"

 

[Sir Rhosis]

SPOCK (Deep meditation): "While I understand the the concept of rewarding one's men with an alcoholic liquor, I fail to see the logic in offering malted barley and hops-brewed beverages to one's equine transport."

 

[Gertch]

Uhura: "Could you please tell the Captain to stop going through my underwear?"
Spock: "He's in your quarters now?"
Uhura: "No, look down here. He's doing it now."

 

[NTRPRZ]

Spock, when they redesign the Enterprise for Trek XI, can you PLEASE get them to put in bathrooms this time?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win, but you also credit me for highlander's win on quoting the Harry Nilsson song.

Uhura: Mr. Spock, Nurse Chapel says you're quite the cunning linguist.

Bones: Just remember, Pavel, that space is disease and danger wrapped in a pretty illusion.

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura: "I just got a coupon for Bridge, Bathouse, and Beyond."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Spock:Lt Uhura, have you shat yourself again?

 

[26138]

Chekov's shipmates have a bet going on how long it'll be until he mentions that little old lady in Leningrad...

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Fascinating. I believe I now understand the concept of beer goggles."

 

[Outpost4]

Thanks for the win, but you also credit me for highlander's win on quoting the Harry Nilsson song.

Oops. That's what I get for doing this fast. Corrected.

A big Jump Into The Fire win for highlander.

 

[Outpost4]

Chekov: I've got a sex shooter.

 

[highlander]

Bones: "Damn it Jim!!! You don't stare at cleavage. You just glance at it!"