The Voyager Forum Weekly Caption Competition (Redux) #2!

[Koinek]

Hello again folks!

Welcome to a new week of the VFWCC now with added protein! (whey not soy - sorry if you're allergic)

First, the winner from last week:

I don't get promoted until the finale? And that's in a timeline that ceases to exist?

As always, CaptainJon wins the Woimy Sqoimy Prize for Voyager Excellence:

Congratulations!

This weeks image is: (courtesy of www.stdimension.net)

This competition will end next Sunday. Captions Away!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Paris: "I think we've found our baritone for the Voyager Barbershop Quartet!"

Torres: "Amazing!"

EMH: "What depth!"

 

[Rat Boy]

The Doctor: "Why's everyone looking at her? I'm the one with the onion on my head!"

 

[Candlelight]

"She's stopped talking and the camera is pushing towards her... that can only mean one thing..."
"You mean?"
"Yes - we're about to go to commercial break"

 

[Atavachron]

So, what is that thing on the Doctor's head? It's not in the images I have.

Atavachron

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Janeway strongly considered switching from MacOS back to LCARS after the Doctor locked up and gave them the Beach Ball of Doom.

 

[Lucy of Nine]

The Doctor's obsession with Seven of Nine became more apparent when he tried to copy her facial implant by glueing a miniature beach ball to his face and started declaring everything to be 'irrelevant'.

 

[Koinek]

So, what is that thing on the Doctor's head? It's not in the images I have.

Atavachron

It's a TV Channel's logo. I think it may be from Spain.

 

[Triskelion]

Tom: Captain did you lose weight?
Doctor: New hairstyle?
B'Elanna: New boyfriend?
Tom: Well don't leave us in suspense, Captain. Something's got you looking like the cat that ate the canary.
Janeway: I shaved it.
All: Ooooooooh.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

EMH: "My best work if I do say so myself."
Tom: "Wow, it's uncanny. So is it really..."
EMH: "Yup, fully functional, and lifelike, and courtesy of your ship's Doctor, identical in every measurement."
Torres: "Oh, I'd like a stab at that, but surely the Captain will deactivate you for this."
EMH: "Why? She ordered me to find the best way of reducing crew stress. And no, no stabbing, no bladed weapons, I didn't build it just to see it taken apart by a Klingon tantrum. Use the holodeck for that. This is for more personal and portable stress relief."
Tom: "So when can I take her for a test drive?"
EMH: "There's a waiting list you know, and it's getting longer. You'll have to get behind Chakotay, Harry, Seven of Nine..."
Torres: "Kinky!"
EMH: "... Neelix, the Delaney sisters, Naomi Wildman..."
Tom: "Naomi Wildman!?!"
EMH: "I didn't ask, and first on the list is Tuvok?"
Tom: "Aw man, Tuvok! He's bifurcated. Talk about sloppy seconds."
Torres: "and thirds..."

 

[Mistral]

B'Elanna: "I think she's grinning!"

Doctor: "This isn't the real Captain, it must be an alien impostor!"

Tom: "I think its controlled by the little ball hovering in the air behind it."

 

[Atavachron]

Paris: "Hey Doc, I think you're supposed to make her lips move, not the other way around."

Atavachron

 

[Rat Boy]

The Doctor: "Tea? You want tea?"

Paris: "Who are you and what have you done with the captain?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

And the Captain adds another of her crewmen's balls to her collection, right next to Chakotay's

 

[Nebusj]

``I'm a pretty unicorn! I am! You're all jealous that only pretty unicorn holograms get to have pretty unicorn spheres growing on their pretty foreheads! I'm a pretty unicorn!''
``Uh ... Captain?''
``He wants attention. Just ignore him.''

 

[Rat Boy]

The Doctor: "You were supposed to keep that a secret!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PARIS: That's an amazing make over!

TORRES: Yeah, If not for the vacant stare and stiff boardlike posture, you never know it was Chakotay!

 

[Rat Boy]

Emergency Chef Hologram: "Please state the nature of the onion emergency."

 

[Lucy of Nine]

These are hilarious!

 

[Koinek]

That's all she wrote for this week folks!