Will the US version have lines like:
She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot
This case is going like a spastic in a magnet factory
Sam Tyler: This place is like Guantanamo Bay.
Gene Hunt: Keep off, it's nothing like Spain.
Sam Tyler: If it was to do with football, he'd have serious injuries.
Gene Hunt: He's dead. That's quite serious.
There will never be a woman prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.
Annie Cartwright: Boss, there's a viscous yellow liquid in his ear
Gene Hunt: No, that's a drip from my fried egg butty, love. Well done Miss Marple, that's why we need women detectives...
He's got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course
No. Therefore, epic fail.
I'm sure there will be a lot of modern references that the 70s characters won't get. Of course of they do use British culture references, we'll be able to sympathize.
I'll watch it just for the record, at least the first episode.