Movie Caption Contest #61: Bald is Beautiful

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Hey baldilocks, why don't you throw on a wig or something?"

Illia: "Look who's talking, polar bear."

Anij: "Isn't it lovely, Jean-Luc?"

Picard: "Yes, the... semenfalls are... lovely, today."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: People often wondered what became of you after the 2008 election Governor.

 

[Shatmandu]

Decker, cockblocking: "You have nothing to fear from Admiral Kirk, Ilia: his preference for hairy women is known throughout the galaxy."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I used to look just like you, Lieutenant.

Until a former Enterprise officer introduced me to the wonders of Propecia and plugs."

ANIJ:"So...ever see my bits on LAW & ORDER?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Where's the soap?"
"Yes, doesn't it?"

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"...and then in high school the guidance counselor who loved showtunes a little TOO much touched me inappropriately."

 

[Atavachron]

Anij: "You know Captain, if you hold real still, I can almost make out...our moon reflected in your pate."

Atavachron

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Oh my, she's bald."
Decker: "I did tell her pants were required."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I don't know what you tried to do to Sulu, but he's been weeping in his cabin all night ..."

Decker: "You and the Admiral have already ..."
Kirk, winking: "Yup."
Decker, angry, turning: "How's my dick taste?"

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk (thinking): A pre-emptive pancranial scalp scrub...brilliant work! Who's her guy I wonder?

Anij: A slingback-shellac job with a shallow stippled skirting.Your Mr Mott's not bad....
Jean Luc: And I admire your Rattus Norvegicus triple-wrapped banging cascade.
Anij: Oh Jean Luc! Care for a General Foods International Coffees French Vanilla Cafe?
Jean Luc: I hate that joke.

 

[Shatmandu]

Ilia: "Uh, yes, Admiral: I suppose balls slapping against my head would make a loud sound ..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Right before the wedding cermony of Riker and Troi in Alaska, Picard takes time to interact with the Maverick MK II holographic museum program for the Arctic National Oil Refuge. The program is also known as the Palin.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Sorry, I'm French; can't vote for you."

Palin: "Doggone it!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DECKER:"The lieutenant and I were once romantically involved, sir.

Before the, uh...Greasy Boxing Glove incident."

 

[cooleddie74]

ANIJ:"One of your officers told me that old Earth sex actresses and nude models liked to wear their hair like this...I thought it might please your libido."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: "Sorry, I'm French; can't vote for you."

Palin: "Doggone it!"

Palin: ...so does this count as Foreign Policy experiance. Because, ya know, Russia ain't so far away. I can spy them if I squint real hard.

 

[cooleddie74]

PALIN:"You know what? Doggone it, if you give me a few days I can look into that and be able to come back and tell you WHAT benefical properties this planet is supposed to have!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DECKER:"Uhhh, no.

With...the utmost and all due respect, sir. NO.

You and I cannot share her tonight. Nor ever."

 

[Candlelight]

"Oh those pesky hummingbirds, flying around being all mavericky. If I could shoot them from my helicopter I would, you betcha"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: I salute you, Lieutenant.
Ilia: ...you do? But you outrank me, sir.
Kirk: Not with my hands, Lieutenant. Not with my hands.