The Enterprise forum???? How'd they get their grubby little not-TOS-continuity-respecting hands on our sombreros?
I think this calls for a quick reminder of the true spirit of the Sombreroprise:
The Enterprise forum???? How'd they get their grubby little not-TOS-continuity-respecting hands on our sombreros?
I think this calls for a quick reminder of the true spirit of the Sombreroprise:
You're right. I'm sorry. It's just that, at any mention of...ENT...the nice men with the white coats have to come and "assist" me.
Think your happy thoughts..think your happy thoughts...I liked Scott Bakula once...he was on Quantum Leap, remember? Yes. Yes. I remember...
and sorry this just isnt true.
is this in reply to cali or star.??
and sorry this just isnt true.
heck tos had issues respecting its own continuity at times.
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Is this what the Blue Nacelles thread has descended to? Discussing whether Enterprise has continuity errors? **sniff, sniff**
Where is Sam Cogley when you need him? Or NCC1701 or Carpeoccasio?
Oh geniuses why hast thou forsaken us?
Is this what the Blue Nacelles thread has descended to? Discussing whether Enterprise has continuity errors? **sniff, sniff**
Where is Sam Cogley when you need him? Or NCC1701 or Carpeoccasio?
Oh geniuses why hast thou forsaken us?
Sorry, I was busy pissing people off in a different thread.
"Enterprise" has no continuity errors so large that a sombrero couldn't cover; that a mashed avocado couldn't fill; or that a bloated, disembodied Shatner head couldn't topple by firing a few simple PEZ at them.
You see, my fellow Star Trek fans, the sombrero brings us all together: white, black, white that looks like black when improperly lit... everybody.
It makes us forget our differences and care about our fellow man. Every single one of them. (Unless that fellow man has a shitty sense of humor and therefore attacks us. We don't care about that guy. Fuck that guy.)
Where was I? Oh, yes. Sombreros.
Nation, I challenge you. I challenge you to find that scene in the Star Trek franchise that you hate more than any other. It's different for each and every one of you. Is it when Archer brings his dog down to a planet and causes an interstellar incident when Porthos pees on a tree? Is it when Neelix causes the Voyager's engine to malfunction because of cheese? Is it when Spock is singing with the space hippies? Is it when the cast of DS9 is jumping around like idiots playing that silly game in season one? Is it that scene where Wesley Crusher does... well, anything, really?
Take that scene and watch it again. But this time, this time watch it while wearing a sombrero. And eating guacamole. I guarantee you'll see it in a different light.
And if that still doesn't work, watch it one more time. This time, tilt the sombrero so you can't see the television. Jam a PEZ in each ear so you can't hear the dialog. Wipe some guacamole in your eyes so they burn so painfully that you can't focus on anything else.
Better?
That scene's not so painful anymore, is it?
My friends, let us take a giant sombrero, turn it upside down, and fill it with a mixture of guacamole and PEZ. Let us each take a sip from this communal cup. For we are all brothers. We are all the same.
Is this what the Blue Nacelles thread has descended to? Discussing whether Enterprise has continuity errors? **sniff, sniff**
Where is Sam Cogley when you need him? Or NCC1701 or Carpeoccasio?
Oh geniuses why hast thou forsaken us?
Sorry, I was busy pissing people off in a different thread.
"Enterprise" has no continuity errors so large that a sombrero couldn't cover; that a mashed avocado couldn't fill; or that a bloated, disembodied Shatner head couldn't topple by firing a few simple PEZ at them.
You see, my fellow Star Trek fans, the sombrero brings us all together: white, black, white that looks like black when improperly lit... everybody.
It makes us forget our differences and care about our fellow man. Every single one of them. (Unless that fellow man has a shitty sense of humor and therefore attacks us. We don't care about that guy. Fuck that guy.)
Where was I? Oh, yes. Sombreros.
Nation, I challenge you. I challenge you to find that scene in the Star Trek franchise that you hate more than any other. It's different for each and every one of you. Is it when Archer brings his dog down to a planet and causes an interstellar incident when Porthos pees on a tree? Is it when Neelix causes the Voyager's engine to malfunction because of cheese? Is it when Spock is singing with the space hippies? Is it when the cast of DS9 is jumping around like idiots playing that silly game in season one? Is it that scene where Wesley Crusher does... well, anything, really?
Take that scene and watch it again. But this time, this time watch it while wearing a sombrero. And eating guacamole. I guarantee you'll see it in a different light.
And if that still doesn't work, watch it one more time. This time, tilt the sombrero so you can't see the television. Jam a PEZ in each ear so you can't hear the dialog. Wipe some guacamole in your eyes so they burn so painfully that you can't focus on anything else.
Better?
That scene's not so painful anymore, is it?
My friends, let us take a giant sombrero, turn it upside down, and fill it with a mixture of guacamole and PEZ. Let us each take a sip from this communal cup. For we are all brothers. We are all the same.
I think the vectoring nacelles are a good idea, as long as the nacelles are played by William Shatner.
I think the vectoring nacelles are a good idea, as long as the nacelles are played by William Shatner.
