Oh no, there goes Tokyo! Go go CAPTION THIS!

Despite a cease-and-desist order, the Gorn captain kept sending naked pictures of himself to Kirk.

 

Nah, that's reimagined Big Bird. This is reimagined Kermit.

 

Redhead: "Okay, I've plucked the ostrich, now what?"

 

I shudder to think of what the new Oscar will be like.

 

Hedorah?

 

That's funny; I was thinking about the Smog Monster, but I didn't know his name.

 

Ultimately, the choice of Vice-Presidential candidate only added to the public perception that McCain is a dinosaur.

 

Misfit Toy, you get my vote. That beats even the Ron Moore joke.

 

Absolutely. That's perfect.

 

And her parents were worried that she would be in a interracial relationship.

 

Nice one.

 

After that, I'm not even going to try.

 

Contest over.