New Conan movie in the works.

I loved the Arnie Conan, but would also love to see a new version.

 

You can't beat the first one. They shouldn't even try. It was all types of manly awesomeness there's no way you could top it.

 

It'll flop as badly as the Flash Gordon movie. No Schwarzenegger no deal. FLOP!

 

However, Flash Gordon became a cult classic. As long as this new Conan flick doesn't tone down the violence, it should be cool.

 

YES!

That is what I've been wanting!



Yes, Conan is a tricky character - he's a violent guy in a violent time. But the one thing I really hope they remember is to capture his basic sense of honor and decency, and his intelligence. Underneath all the muscles there's no doubt that Conan is pretty smart.

 

Ron L hubbard loves you temis.

 

It's all part of my evil master plan to take over Scientology and make Tom Cruise my love slave.

Don't anyone tell Garak.

 

We'll both be your love slave.

 

Aren't you already married to some fruit-eating crazy woman?


Marian

 

The Howard Conan stories are a whole different ball game to any other Conan storeies, there's a strong horror element (Patly becaiuse he was writing them for Weird Tales) which was much reduced in others' hands.

While no horror fan, I want to see the Howard stories. Considering they were written seventy-plus years ago, they are a stunning achievement.

 

Awesome news, I hope they capture the look of the world as well as the MMO did. No offense to the Ahnolt movie fans, but I never really felt the setting looked anything like Hyborea as Conan described it.

EDIT: I read the article title as "Black man rewriting Conan script"... puzzled me for a bit!

So what's going on with Conan: Red Nails?

 

Whoo! Make sure you keep the scene where he silently convinces that slave girl that he's not going to hurt her and then honourably and heroically rapes her anyway.

 

I think you're thinking of the Conan rip-off, Deathstalker. and by the way, they've already re-made the "original" Deathstalker. the aforementioned scene was changed so the slave girl invites him to.

anyway, great news if this movie actually comes through this time

 

I hope they cast an actual actor this time, and not a former bodybuilder. Conan is muscular, yes, but aside from being a savage warrior he's also supposed to be an agile and cunning thief. I can't picture someone with a body like Schwarzenegger's being something like that.

 

No, I'm thinking of Conan the Barbarian with Arnie. After he becomes a successful Gladiator a practically naked slave girl is thrown in to his "quarters" with him. She resists but he calms her down before forcing himself on her anyway.

 

^ Well, the whole point of that was the two of them were basically being bred. Conan was still a slave at the time, remember.