Movie Caption Contest #52: Campy

[SantaEddie74]

Chekov's emphysema was only worsened by Sulu's constant sausage smoking.

 

[Jenee]

HUMAN: Hey, you guys haven't seen a contact lens, have you?

 

[Opus]

Frakes: "Quiet on the set! Cue funky music! And five, six, seven eight..."

"... This is the dawning of The Age of Argelius. The Age of Argelius..."

Cromwell: "Damn! I knew I NEVER should've agreed to do Star Trek's remake of 'Hair'..."

Takei: "It's Frakes on the phone again! Keep blowing, Walter! I don't want him to find us or we'll have to do "Let The Sunshine In" in Klingon!

 

[Candlelight]

"Chekov! You're only making it worse!"

 

[Kirby]

Berman: Yes I know we only have 3 costumes for 4 aliens but nobody will notice. Star Trek fans are stupid and they love everything I do.

Cochrane: Do they all have to do that?
LaForge: It's just a little hero worship, doc.
Cochrane: No, not that, they keep asking to see my pig. What's that all about? I don't have a pig. Your history is all screwed up.

 

[Triskelion]

You got a mentos? Or a tic tac? Some retsin?

Now begone from our mountain or we shall lob Pierre at you!

 

[Rat Boy]

Now begone from our mountain or we shall lob Pierre at you!

Or, in a similar vein:

French Son'a: "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"

 

[Santa Kang]

COCHRANE: Look man, I just want to talk with her. I'm sober now. Off the the sauce. I love her.

DUDE: Sorry. You know the details of the restraining order. Gonna have to ask you to back up.

 

[Bad Atom]

Chekov describes to Uhura what Sulu did to him in the woods last night.

Zefram Cochrane, still trying to get over what he saw Sulu do to Chekov in the woods.

These guys got the view from above. Dude on the right's gonna upload the video to YouTube tonight.

 

[SantaEddie74]

CHEKOV:"A little fly shit.

Dat's all."

"Any of you people from the future holdin'?

Let's get baked."

TARLAC: "I'M not going down there to get his wallet. You guys go."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"I've got a statue erected for you... in my pants."

 

[SantaEddie74]

"The only statue I ever wanna see around these parts is one of my idol and hero.

Lance Bass."

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Chekov's coming down off his weed and uppers, Uhura. You'd better hurry up and beam us outta here!"

 

[Santa Kang]

 

[Kirby]

Brilliant!

 

[Rat Boy]

It was at this point Cochrane realized that the Companion was a polygamist.

 

[FatherRob]

Chekov provides sound effects while Sulu sings "The Wind Beneath My Wings"

 

[Triskelion]

Brilliant!

And the hit single "Double Dumb-Ass On You" !

 

[jgdst]

BERMAAAAAAAN!!! Get away from that script! NOW!

 

[Jenee]

Uhura: The Captain wants you two back here, now.

Sulu: I'm sorry, what's that? I didn't get that last part.

Checkov: SSSSShhhhhhhhh

Sulu: Uhura, are you there?

Uhura: Stop screwing around and get up here.