Movie Caption Contest #52: Campy

[Gertch]

"Come, come quickly. The Obama is coming."

 

[Rat Boy]

Sadly, album sales were hurt by the second single, a cover of Sinatra's "Something Stupid," which featured cameo vocals by Johnathan Frakes and Marina Sirtis.

 

[cooleddie74]

Son'a attempts to recreate the cover of the 1965 HELP! album always fell short in one area or another.

 

[cooleddie74]

Unfortunately, even late 23rd century Starfleet communications technology couldn't come up with an adeuqate close-range sneeze guard.

 

[Candlelight]

"That's it Chekov... make a wish"

Sulu had no idea how successful the big gay camping trip had truly been.

"No commander; as I said, I don't wanna be a statue"

 

[Rat Boy]

Cromwell: "Look, it was only a part in a movie and I was playing George H.W. Bush!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: You might want to stop that Pavel. Your "friend" from security is checking you out again.

 

[Rat Boy]

Have I ever said how you people don't make my job any easier?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Vomit was not a fan of Ooby Dooby

 

[Rat Boy]

Catherine Tate lookalike: "You know there's a guy flipping the bird behind you, right?"

Cochrane: "Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist."

Dwight Schultz's stunt double: "Yeah, but he's about to insert that bird up your crow's nest, if you know what I mean."

Cochrane: "Oh no!"

Vomit: "Oh yeah!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Shouldn't that be "Oi! You know there's a guy flipping the bird behind you, right?"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Sulu: "I'd never noticed before, but you really do have a pretty mouth."

Chekov: "Oh, shit."

Cromwell: "Star Trek? Star Trek? Dressed like this? I thought it was another Mad Max film. Fuck this noise, someone get my agent on the phone! Star Trek my ass. I saw Generations!"

Budget cuts forced Trek IX to scale back their wardrobe budget.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK THATCHER PUNK:"This is for gettin' a lot more screen time than me, Pig Dude!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"If my boyfriend could blow like THAT, I'd never have returned to Starfleet!"

 

[M'Sharak]

SULU: You might want to stop that Pavel. Your "friend" from security is checking you out again.

 

[cooleddie74]

REDSHIRT:"OOOOOH, baby.

Like I like it!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Jeez, Pavel!

I thought you were going to WAIT until we got back to the cabin?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Due to heavy sales, Vomit was invited to open for Linkin Park. Unfortunately, "I Hate You" didn't go over well with the mostly emo crowds.

 

[Tim]

Wait...did you stay "stone statue" or "stoned statue"?

 

[Candlelight]

For the last time; I'm not Santa and I don't have your presents.