TOS Caption Contest #98 - A Game Boy

[highlander]

Red shirt: "Hey ladies nice shoes. Wanna Fuck?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Lt. Awkward: "Somebody said you had a thing going on with the guy we picked up ... Lazarus, is it?"
Charlene: "Nope. Must be in the first draft."

 

[DrBob]

Redshirt: "Whats black and white and red all over?"

McCoy: "You know, it's label machine, for like the bridge buttons and stuff. Happy Birthday."

Kirk: <printing> L.a.m.e <sticks label to McCoys forehead>

 

[Nerys Myk]

LT. WALDO: I see you ladies are in Sciences. Care to help me test the the theory 2+1= Fun?

 

[Outpost4]

Why do I even bother to write captions when DrBob is out there?

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Redshirt: "Whats black and white and red all over?"

Lt Masters: "The planet Cheron?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'm ready for duty, ladies.

In my PANTS."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Well don't grouse at me, Jim.

YOU were the one who wanted a travel-portable LITE BRITE for your birthday."

 

[Rat Boy]

"I'm ready for duty, ladies.

In my PANTS."

Masters: "Doody? In your pants?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'm ready for duty, ladies.

In my PANTS."

Masters: "Doody? In your pants?"

OTHER FEMALE OFFICER:"Ewwww. I was interested. But not anymore."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Spock said the historical database called it a View Master. Whatever the hell that was supposed to be."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: It slices! It dices! Slice a tomato so thin it only has one side!

 

[cooleddie74]

"They're holoslides of my childhood trip to the old Luna Colony.

Wanna see the shot of me pulling my dad's pants down in zero-G?"

 

[M'Sharak]

Why do I even bother to write captions when DrBob is out there?

"Well, if you don't, you could end up with a label pasted across your forehead, too!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"It's a recipe for New Orleans style jambalaya, Jim.

Study it...it's my gift to you.

Besides, your cooking tastes like targ shit."

 

[cooleddie74]

Smilin' Bob(TM) has a burst of new confidence on his duty shift, thanks to the all-new ENZYTE hypo formula!

 

[Rat Boy]

Why do I even bother to write captions when DrBob is out there?

"Well, if you don't, you could end up with a label pasted across your forehead, too!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Your fertility tests came back, Jim.

As you can see...you REALLY need to stop standing naked next to the plasma conduits behind your cabin bulkhead."

 

[Shatmandu]

Redshirt: "My roommate is gone."
Charlene: "Is he on duty?"
Redshirt: "Nah, he stepped on an exploding rock. Or he took an oversized spear in the back. Or something."
Charlene: "Oh. Sad."
Redshirt: "You guys wanna go search his things for valuables?"
Tits McGee: "Yuh-huh."
<all stand, leave>

McCoy, offhand: "How's the In-Toilet Camera working out?"
Kirk: "Fine. Until Spock visited Rand and had to take a dump ..."

 

[Swarles Barkley]

"I'm ready for duty, ladies.

In my PANTS."

Ensign Butthead: Huh huh huh...he said "doody".
Ensign Beavis: Huh huh huh huh...doody...
Both: Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh