TOS Caption Contest #98 - A Game Boy

[Rat Boy]

Diamond Jim: "I don't think he'll be giving us a tip."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Sorry, Jim.

But your insurance card didn't go through. Either you pay me directly for that penis implant or I go in myself and remove it the hard way."

DIAMOND JIM:"You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', bro?"

CARL SPOCK:"Based on the dime bag I just toked...probably not."

MASTERS:"No thank you, Waldo.

I don't put cream in my coffee, baby."

KIRK:"250 credits for a simple aspirin?!"

McCOY:"It was a RISAN aspirin. Why do ya think you blacked out for four hours and woke up aroused?"

 

[cooleddie74]

CARL SPOCK:"Whoooooa, Captain Dude...

That Klingon herb is the BOMB!"

 

[highlander]

Diamond Jim: "Dude that bad motha in the red pajamas just tried to pop a phase in yo ass!"
Carl Spock: "Solid"

 

[cooleddie74]

CARL SPOCK:"Logically, Captain...

I told you this was some good shit."

 

[SciFi75]

::Ensign Ricky returns undaunted::

Ensign Ricky: I'm seeing some fine white bread and some fine wheat bread. How about you ladies help me make a sandwich? There's plenty of mayo to go around.

 

[Shatmandu]

Cooleddie, I couldn't quite put my finger on who he looked like. You got it: "Waldo."

Lt. Waldo: "Connect Four? On a Saturday night? How 'bout you two collect four lips to my nuts?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Running Spock: "Don't phase me, bro!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Lt. Leo: "NOW AVAILABLE ON DVDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Lt. Leo: "NOW AVAILABLE ON DVDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BLU-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Leolene: "I'D NEVER FUCK A CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Lt. Waldo: "Scotty's back from leave. He says for you to get your incense and your bead curtains the hell out of his Engineering section."
Charlene: "Oh."
Lt. Waldo: "But he's keeping your weave."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: What the hell is this?
Bones: Another caption contest getting out of hand.

 

[cooleddie74]

MASTERS:"You're that Enzyte guy...aren't you?

See, honey child...I've been warning you that all the commercials on the Remastered episodes would find a way of worming their way into the storylines!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"I wish the news were better, Jim...but the facts are facts.

You've got anal warts."

 

[scottydog]

McCOY:"I wish the news were better, Jim...but the facts are facts.

You've got anal warts."

Kirk: "But that's impossible. I'm sitting comfortably on top of this tribble."

McCoy: "Jim, that's no tribble."

 

[Gertch]

McCOY:"I wish the news were better, Jim...but the facts are facts.

You've got anal warts."

Kirk: "But that's impossible. I'm sitting comfortably on top of this tribble."

McCoy: "Jim, that's no tribble."

^ How do I wash that imagery from my brain???

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I'm reading the report on how Scotty reinitiated the matrix relays of the phase inducers, preventing a plasma cascade and certain containment shutdown."
McCoy, whispering: "Not 'Voyager.' TOS."
Kirk: "(whisper) Right, right. (normal tone) I'm seeing how Scotty fixed the engines."

McCoy: "Spock bet me I couldn't do an x-ray of my hand doing a peace sign while checking Sulu's prostate."
Kirk: "You win."

 

[Shatmandu]

Lt. Waldo: "I'm with Starfleet Human Resources. We've had a report that the Captain is asking female crew members if he can 'climb into your Jefferies Tube.' Has this happened to you?"

 

[Gertch]

Charlene: "I bet you can't hear the red alert over the sound of how awesome you are."