Will Kirk get his shirt ripped?

[Swarles Barkley]

Okay. So what we really need is Kirk in a ripped shirt, showing his hairless chest, with a trickle of blood coming from the corner of his mouth, with perfect hair and perfect, pointy sideburns. And while he is in this state he must (a) bed at least 3 women within 5 minutes of meeting them, (b) inspire the crew to victory with an inspiring "risk is our business" speech, and (c) trick a superior form of artificial intelligence into self-destructing with some infallibly logical wordplay.

Anything else?

He has to meet an old girlfriend, make a speech about how humans don't need gods anymore, and tease Spock about having emotions, after all.

Done and done!

And the last scene of the movie needs to be the bridge crew standing around Kirk as they all laugh in unison, at Spock's expense. Cut to stock footage of Enterprise warping off into the great unknown.

I think we have us a movie! Who needs JJ Abrams!

 

[Sector 7]

Oh good Lord I hope so. SylarSpock as well. And McCoy for that matter.. Abrams seems to be continuing his talent of casting ridiculously hot people with this movie, and he has a good track record with pretty people who can actually act as well which is a plus.

No he won't, because there wouldn't be any effect. I mean, look at that Pine kid- is he even fully grown? Whenever Kirk's got his shirt ripped, you saw PECS. If Pine gets his shirt ripped, you'll probably see acne on an undeveloped area.

This is a joke right? Pine has a great body. Lean, if not overly muscly. All we saw most of the time with Shat was a beer keg as he desperately sucked it in. Shat with pecs?! Which version of TOS were you watching? I know they did a lot fixing with the remastered episodes but they didn't go that far.


Here is one reference pic of Pine:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b79/squarehippies/chris_pine/chris_pine15.jpg

And he has bulked up a bit since these days. I'm not saying Shat was bad by any means, but ripped? Hardly. Neither is Pine, but I would say that physically he is a lot fitter than Shat ever was during TOS, and certainly has something closer resembling pecs than moobs.

Moobs=Man Boobs... agreed, the Shat had man boobs & a kegger!

 

[pookha]

Okay. So what we really need is Kirk in a ripped shirt, showing his hairless chest, with a trickle of blood coming from the corner of his mouth, with perfect hair and perfect, pointy sideburns. And while he is in this state he must (a) bed at least 3 women within 5 minutes of meeting them, (b) inspire the crew to victory with an inspiring "risk is our business" speech, and (c) trick a superior form of artificial intelligence into self-destructing with some infallibly logical wordplay.

Anything else?

He has to meet an old girlfriend, make a speech about how humans don't need gods anymore, and tease Spock about having emotions, after all.

Done and done!

And the last scene of the movie needs to be the bridge crew standing around Kirk as they all laugh in unison, at Spock's expense. Cut to stock footage of Enterprise warping off into the great unknown.

I think we have us a movie! Who needs JJ Abrams!

hmm maybe these can inspire

you have to switch in jim and take out bones..


bridge scene end


bridge scene end 2

 

[Swarles Barkley]

I went with this one:

 

[borgboy]

Our standards of beauty today are so ridiculously high. A guy has to have a totally perfect body to be worthy of being attractive.
60's Kirk was totally hot.

 

[DrTaylor]

the kirk shirt should be ripped after he went flying thorugh the air in the midst of one of those martial art leap kicks.

The ones where he kicks the guy with both feet and lands flat on his back hoping he knocked the other guy over and isn't about to get his @$$ pummeled?

I love those.