"Guys, the bike goes under the table, not a word to Nimoy ok?"
TOS Caption Contest #95 - Killing Mercy
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"Guys, the bike goes under the table, not a word to Nimoy ok?"
William Shatner (Speaking toi the Hollywood CA City Council): "...And just think of it! A 'one man show' of Shakesphere's Julias Ceasar with me playing ALL the roles and speaking in Esperanto..."
Shatner: OK, OK, I'll get Nimoy to play Mark Antony. Jeez!
Inspired by SciFi75
Kor: "Why do you snicker every time you say, 'by your command?'"
Kor: "Why do you snicker every time you say, 'by your command?'"
"You guys aren't 'Jesus of Nazareth, party of thirt-' ... awww,
dammit! Guys, back up the cart, we're in the wrong ballroom!"
"Just between you and me, Baroner... erm, what the hell are
kevas and trillium, anyway? No one will tell me anything!"
Nice.
"We knew you were coming Kirk, our young and nubile women are in a safe place where you can never get at them."
"Umm, any geriatric hermaphrodites then?"
"Give it up Kirk, you've been standing there, staring off into space for 30 minutes now. There are no more Spock in a tree jokes to be had."
KIRK:"A starship engineer goes to his chief medical officer and finds out the constant exposure to radiation from the warp core has given him just six solar months left to live...the engineer says 'I want a second opinion'...the doctor says 'okay, your Vulcan girlfriend's ugly too.'
Too soon?"
"Whether you like it or not, Baroner, WE are in charge now.
I suggest you grow a chin beard and spend a lot of time tanning under your sun."
There was a lot of palpable tension during the Organia crisis.
SEXUAL tension.
"You... checked the resonant frequency of the room before we came in
here -- you must have! No one could have aced that without rehearsal!"
"No, of course not, Mr. Ayelbourne -- I'd never try to skate on
a speeding ticket... but... couldn't we deal? Just a little bit?"
Kirk just plain sucked at trying to sell Amway products to new customers.
KOR:"You look familiar.
Were you ever at a Klingon bachelor party on Boreth? Pull down your trousers. I want to see if you have one of the burn scars from that night."
"Give it up Kirk, you've been standing there, staring off into space for 30 minutes now. There are no more Spock in a tree jokes to be had."
Kirk: "But I'm pining away for them!"
Collicos: "Here, take the mic."
Shatner (rapping): "You know how I be
After Trek Nimoy couldn't do it without me
Nimoy, tell me how my ass tastes!"
Shatner: "I was freestyling. That's all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MC's do. They freestyle when called upon. I'm totally cool with Nimoy."