Blue Warp Nacelles?

[AdmiralGarak]

Deep Sombrero Nine remains ever vigilant for Dominion banditos.

 

[Carpe Occasio]

 

[B.J.]

I've been lovin' this thread, but I couldn't get rid of my toon Galileo avatar, so I did the next best thing!

->

 

[Michael]

^ Classic!

 

[Carpe Occasio]

 

[Jon1701]

Deep Sombrero Nine remains ever vigilant for Dominion banditos.

You know, DSom9 looks like a crab.

I want to see the eyes on stalks...

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Best. Thread. EVER!

 

[I Grok Spock]

So when does the Sombreroprise merchandise hit stores? I'm eagerly awaiting the Hallmark Ornament - with sound chip!

 

[Carpe Occasio]

 

[Swarles Barkley]

KIRK: Tactical plot on viewer Mr. Sulu
SPOCK: Sensors are reading a size 12 sombrero
SULU: Size 12!?!?!
SPOCK: Captain, I suspect that there is a very large cranium underneath that sombrero.

 

[Jon1701]

Based upon an idea from Samuel T Cogley

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Based upon an idea from Samuel T Cogley

Awesome!!

The problem now is that there is no way that Trek XI can live up to the astronomical expectations created by the "Sombrero Phenomenon".

 

[Swarles Barkley]

I can't believe no one (myself included) thought of this until now...but sombreros are canon!! (Thanks to a certain omnipotent pain in the ass):

 

[Jon1701]

KIRK: Tactical plot on viewer Mr. Sulu
SPOCK: Sensors are reading a size 12 sombrero
SULU: Size 12!?!?!
SPOCK: Captain, I suspect that there is a very large cranium underneath that sombrero.

Decker: 10,000 sombreros could fit in there!
McCoy: Or 1000 sombreros 10 miles tall...

 

[Swarles Barkley]

KIRK: Tactical plot on viewer Mr. Sulu
SPOCK: Sensors are reading a size 12 sombrero
SULU: Size 12!?!?!
SPOCK: Captain, I suspect that there is a very large cranium underneath that sombrero.

Decker: 10,000 sombreros could fit in there!
McCoy: Or 1000 sombreros 10 miles tall...

Decker (after McCoy leaves): Why does he keep doing that?
Kirk: What?
Decker: He keeps popping out of the turbolift every 10 minutes or so, uttering something vaguely profound-sounding, and dashing off to the turbolift again.
Kirk: It's his way.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

M'Sharak, this one is for you

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

KIRK: Tactical plot on viewer Mr. Sulu
SPOCK: Sensors are reading a size 12 sombrero
SULU: Size 12!?!?!
SPOCK: Captain, I suspect that there is a very large cranium underneath that sombrero.

SULU: You know what they say Captain: "Big Hats...."
KIRK: "Big Hat, Big Head" I believe is the phrase, Mr. Sulu.
SULU: Big head -- Oh My!

 

[Carpe Occasio]

 

[AdmiralGarak]

You know, DSom9 looks like a crab.

I want to see the eyes on stalks...

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Ilia: S'ERO!!

KIRK: S...E...R...O. "S'Ero!"

KIRK: S-O-M-B-R-E-R-O. Sombrero! Sombrero 6!!
DECKER: Captain, this hat was sold at a "Spencer Gifts" store over three hundred years ago!