Movie Caption Contest # 43: Casual Fridays

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "My superfluous third nipple!"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "I'm getting too old for this swinger shit."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Gotta check for my wallet: last time, the Transporter guy was a Puerto Rican."

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy makes his usual condom and coke check before entering Studio 54.

 

[cooleddie74]

"DAMN.

This is the second time this week I forgot to bring my Swinger's Club admittance card."

 

[cooleddie74]

Will's quest to find saltpeter on eBay finally bore fruit...just one week before Deanna began the Betazoid "Change."

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Deanna: Will, are you coming to bed?
Riker: Deanna, check out this "Sombreroprise"! The Mirror one is badass! It's got a goatee just like me! And that red thingy from "Kitt"! Goatees are badass! Man, those guys at TrekBBS are totally badass.
Deanna:

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Riker just needed to grab a cup and a camcorder and they were ready to go.

 

[Candlelight]

"For the last time... I am NOT... ABRAHAM LINCOLN!"

Riker was about to see what Troi looked like beneath her clothes & make up.

 

[Maurice]

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McCoy: Damned transporter! Now my heart's where my liver should be!

 

[chancellorjake]

In the 24th Century cloning was frowned upon by most people, but even the most strident opponent would admit that it could be useful in certain situations.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "This isn't Studio 54."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Where the HELL did my Members Only jacket go to?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DEANNA:"Will...come to bed!

You can finish dowloading hardcore Risan fisting pics when you wake up."

 

[nil_jones]

DEANNA:"W..Will? If you're here, then who did I just...?"

TOM RIKER: "Hey, Deanna, Check it out! Trombone solo!"

 

[RobertScorpio]

Wil, I found the gerbal!

 

[RobertScorpio]

"Where the HELL did my Members Only jacket go to?!"

Hey, Sulu, touch me like this!

 

[Gertch]

"Who the Blazes is piloting this thing? Obviously they're orbiting the planet upside-down."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Oh...I think one of those quatloo things kicked in."

Shatner took one last drink for the road when he drew Takei's keys out of the bowl.

Troi: "That's not the Phoenix; that's a grain silo."

Riker's first night as a married man was spent doing his taxes.

 

[Nerys Myk]

NMBR1: I gotta sign off, you know who is yammering something.

HOLOGURL: Meet me in Holodeck 3 tomorrow?

NMBR1: Maybe, if I can ditch the shrew.