TOS Caption Contest #87 - Bridge Mix 2

[Outpost4]

Back on schedule, the caption contest gets changed out on Saturday morning.

Last week we had two old and one new winners. Welcome to this circle of Hell, Captain Kate. You'll be sorry. Just ask Nerys Myk or cooleddie74. By now they even enjoy sessions in the rehabilitation chair.

MEA 3:"Is this the part where I demand my freedom and you tie me down and have your way with me?




Damn."

SCOTTY: Oops I forgot to beam up T'Pring's clothes.
MCCOY: So the drapes do match the carpets.
SPOCK: I hate you both.

"It's no good, sir. Without sticky-backed plastic she isnae gonna hold!"

This next week we go back to the bridge.

The bonus picture either I created or stole. I honestly can't remember. I've had it for years. I think I made it but I wouldn't bet a cent on it. I have always had a soft spot for France Nuyen. Here is the pan up of her on the transporter pad, stitched together to make a whole pic. In addition to the picture to caption, I've linked to the full resolution strip, .8 MB, 1010x4056 version, and the same thing mounted on a black background, making it 4:3, 1 MB, 5409x4056.

Have a good weekend captioning.




TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate

First Time Winner!
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (12x)

Plus one this time for a total of 13!
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon
Diesel Micky Dolenz (6x)
DrBob (7x)
DS9Sega (4x)
EliyahuQeoni (2x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (16x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
KJM
Mallory (2x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (7x)
NCC-1701 (4x)
Nerys Myk (14x)

Plus one this time for a total of 15!
Noname Given
Outpost4 (13x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (20x)
Redfern
SciFi75 (3x)
scottydog (14x)
Shatmandu (8x)

Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (7x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg
The Laughing Vulcan (9x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (8x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (4x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Helmsman, do not label all of the buttons, "Captain Sulu".

Kirk: My God, not the orange light!

 

[Outpost4]

Who knew the plastic placemat was invented on Elas?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Mr Sulu, the fleshlight under the helm console is not regulation."
Sulu: "I could have a second one installed."
Spock: "That would be logical."

It's a little known fact, but Starfleet Captains can be distracted by the opportunity for a little shadow puppetry.

"Cleopatra, comin 'atcha!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Love the beaming asterisk.

Spock: "Mister Sulu, your console has been vandalized with etchings of unicorns ..."

Kirk: "Imagine living in the 20th century and not having these futuristic microwave cooking devices, like us."

"Me love you long time. If I can bend over in this goddamned outfit made out of placemats."

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: Final moorings complete. Signal spacedock that the emergency runway is no longer blocked. That greenhorn nincompoop is the worst parallel parker in Starfleet. A tribble is a more qualified pilot. He's standing right behind me, isn't he.
Chekov: No, no. Keep going Mr Spock. Your analysis is fascinating.

Dag-blast it! I pushed "J" twice. I didn't know there was a "JJ" button. That was my last quarter, too.

Scot: Note to self: must design reflective transporter pads.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scot: Note to self: must design reflective transporter pads.

I was just on the phone with my wife when I saw this.

Very difficult to explain my laughter when she's telling me about The Boy spitting up on my father-in-law's birthday cake she had just baked, let me tell you ...



Great one, Triskelion.

Joe, in trouble

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scotty: "Lassie, aren't your elbows warm in that get-up?"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Red Alert? It's a damn green, yellow, and blue alert, too!

 

[Outpost4]

Why do I even bother trying to caption this pic? There have already been two winners so far, both Triskelion's and TLV's.

The evening gloves signified this was the Elaan's formal attire.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Looks like I'll be treating Jim for rug burns again ..."

Theis: "Gentlemen, I have conquered the camel toe."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: How long has this been here?

 

[Triskelion]

Man all you guys are cracking me up!!

Joe, you just got me back, I'm laughing out loud at midnight over here! Thanks for the vote!

You too, Outpost 4! Don't you dare stop!

Elaan: Can your doctor treat tanlines?

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Spock: "Mr Sulu, Hello Kitty stickers are not appropriate on the bridge consul."
Sulu: (Thinking) He Knows about Hello Kitty? YES!
Checkov:"Hello Vhat!!?"

Kirk:"Hey the Orange light came on , The POP corn is ready!"

Kirk's Life sized, synthetic blow up doll is transported aboard.
mistakenly to directly to his quarters.

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "So if I turn this knob, the asswipe removes his hand from my crack...."

 

[scottydog]

Mr. Spock, in time out.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Uh, which one makes the ship move forward?"

Sulu: "See? I'm not the only one who thinks these buttons need labels."

Kirk: "Shit, not the check engine light."

Elaan: "All right, wise guys. Where's the rest of my clothes?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Curious.

Since when did starship helm consoles come equipped with a 'GAYDAR' button?"

"Inform Mister Scott the Christmas lights he installed last year just went bad. I can't for the life of me tell what any of these are supposed to mean!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ELAAN:"Kryton!! EXPLAIN! Why did I not materialize at the Madonna costume party?!"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Pleeease... make... anotherselection"... Spockwhat?! Explain!