Movie Caption Contest #38: Movie Redshirts

[hmbnimbus]

"What do you mean, we're not on the holodeck training simulationnnnnnnn....."

 

[Rat Boy]

It's posts like the two above that make me wonder if my problem is that I over-think my captions.

 

[scottydog]

Decker: "Rat Boy over-thinks his captions."

Kirk: "And you over-acted those orgasms."

 

[Rat Boy]

And it's posts like that that almost make me forget all the problems I've been having with my GTA4 disc.

 

[Triskelion]

Rat Boy not only overthinks his captions, but photoshops you to make you look fat. Oh wait - this isn't a photoshop.

"What the devil is that spatial anomaly doing?"
Suckers, they've never caught me scratching my balls on the bridge yet!

Somebody feed my caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

Note to self: next time transform after they unlock the door.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Computer, show me the textbook definition of futanari...

...

...

Oh my!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Esteban (thinking): Hmmmm, a picture of Chekov, McCoy, space hippies, and a shuttle. Do I do a joke about pot? Calling a tow truck? Maybe I can Photoshop in Carl Spock or Running Spock. Wait, maybe I can figure out how to work Grignak into it...

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Reverend Camden tries to give Kirk spiritual advice. It doesn't work.

Captain Esteban sees "2 Girls, One Cup."

The future of Oakland Raiders fans.

Why you shouldn't flush while in spacedock...

 

[Triskelion]

"Computer, show me the textbook definition of futanari...

...

...

Oh my!"

^ What is going on in Japan.

 

[Rat Boy]

Running Spock: "I took a wrong tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Computer, show me the textbook definition of futanari...

...

...

Oh my!"

^ What is going on in Japan.

Made you Google!

 

[Triskelion]

Those aren't...assless?

Out, out brief candle! Life's but a walking - a walking - oh damn, LIIIIIIIIIIINE!

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Keeper: What is your favorite color?

Redshirt: Red! No, blue! AAAAaaaaaahhhhhhggggg!

 

[Rat Boy]

Decker: "Actually, I don't mind the demotion. I'm only three days away from retirement."

Esteban: "Great. The Klingons had to show up when I was three days away from retirement."

Hawk: "And to think I was only three days away from retirement."

Branson: "Of all the things that could have happened when I was only three days away from retirement!"

 

[zephramc]

Kirk: I'm replacing you as Captain of the Enterprise.

Decker: May I ask why?

Kirk: My experience -- five years out there dealing with unknowns like this -- my familiarity with the Enterprise, this crew...

Decker: Admiral, this is an almost totally new Enterprise. You don't know her a tenth as well as I do.

Kirk: Report to the bridge, COMMANDER. Immediately!

Decker: We are on the bridge, CAPTAIN.

Kirk: Touche...

 

[SantaEddie74]

"You want to kiss me...don't you, sir?

Don't lie to me. I've been in enough gay bars on Orion Prime in my life to know."

"Dammit, you stupid kids!!!

Get the hell off my NACELLE!!!!"

"Hey...it beats dying in a puddle of my own sick like Ensign Lewis."

"MOUNTAIN DEW

DEW it to the Max!!!"

 

[scottydog]

Esteban (thinking): "What the hell is he doing back there??"

McCoy: "Okay, Captain Esteban, you can straighten up now. I couldn't find my watch, but I did remove a few polyps."

 

[SantaEddie74]

"We have GOT to get new displays that don't look like they came out of a college dormitory in 1983."

"Might wanna light a plasma torch before you go in there.


WHEEEEEEEW!!!"

 

[Santa Kang]

It was at that moment he discovered he was not Superman.

 

[Gertch]

"Well, we're not in Kansas anymore Dorothy."