Movie Caption Contest #38: Movie Redshirts

[Rat Boy]

Admiral Adama: "You know, we ought to put a guard by that airlock."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "I told you we needed seatbelts!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

DECKER: Would you like me better if a grew a beard?

ESTEBAN: Damn, I knew I shouldn't have slept through strategy and tactics at the Academy!

HAWK: Should have seen this coming. I'm not a regular.

DEADSHIRT: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... Do it again! Do it again!

 

[cooleddie74]

DECKER: "One day I'm going to be on a show with that whale biologist you want to nail. Mark my words, sir."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

DECKER:"Sir, are the assless chaps really necessary?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Look at that...

AMAZING.

It does taste more like regular Dr. Pepper...Saavik was right!!"

HAWK: "We are the Guy from BAND OF BROTHERS. You will watch our upcoming miniseries...only on HBO. Your understanding of Earth's Second World War will adapt and evolve. Resistance to premium cable is futile."

"I regret NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG..."

 

[scottydog]

"Shit. I just ordered my coffee from an asswipe fishface."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

It was Captain Estiban's turn at viewing the hidden camera footage from Saavik's sonic shower.
Estiban:"My God, they're pointed too!"

"At least I got a better death than Kirk!!!"

 

[scottydog]

Decker: "...and that's why the French don't bathe."

 

[USS Mariner]

Decker fantasizes about the ways in which Kirk could punish him for insubordination.

"My god, they're full of shit."

"Sir, the Scientologists have detected us!"

"Tis only a flesh wound!"

Those were the last words of the Borg, shortly before Picard exterminated them on behalf of the People of Monty Python.

And there was much rejoicing.

This very tragic portrayal of a crewman's death is a poignant example of what happens when you divide by zero.

It is also an accurate example of what happens when you outsource starship construction to GM.

 

[battrekker]

Deadshirt: "At least I saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to Geicoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!"

 

[Triskelion]

I've always wanted Wesley Crusheeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilate - hey what's that leaking sound? I think my new appendage poked a hole.

I always thought the Galactic Wedgie was a myth!

Decker: I call this one "Quiet Ion Storm".
Kirk: Not bad. Show me "Blue Steel" again, and then I'll teach you "Khan's Revenge".

 

[Shatmandu]

Captain Esteban: "I wish my grandson, little John Harriman, could be here today. I've been teaching him my Leadership skills ..."

 

[S'kai]

Due to the use of inferior rivets, neither the outer wall of the rehearsal room nor the conductor survived the soprano's prolonged high C of the introduction to the Oratorio Galactica.

 

[cooleddie74]

"My eyebrow can do THIS, sir.

Can your toupee do anything similar? I rest my case, then."

"Sensors are picking up Lord Xenu's Throne Ship closing at speeds better than Warp 9!! Beam the hell back up now before we all end up named SURI!!!"

In Soviet Borg Collective, acne hates YOU.

BEST...Pink Floyd...show...ever.

 

[Rat Boy]

Esteban: "Damn, who knew it was as hard to drive drunk in GTA4 as it is in real life?"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Captain Esteban was eventually given a court martial when he mistakenly used his heat vision instead of his x-ray vision for voyeuring his yeoman.

Decker: "Tales of the Gold Monkey, you say? Never heard of it."

 

[Rat Boy]

Decker: "Oh, and I faked every orgasm."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Laugh it up, Fuzz-toupee."

"Dear Lord...

It DOES take only three licks to get to the center."

"The Collective thanks you for your cooperation during assimilation...tip Wait Staff Drone #459...enjoy the intravenous nutrient buffet."

"...but I had only two payments left on my hovercar!!!!"

 

[hmbnimbus]

"I'm gonna die?"