Movie Caption Contest #38: Movie Redshirts

[battrekker]

"Riker, you bastarrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddd!!!!!!!!

 

[battrekker]

Fox presents: When botox fights back!

 

[Triskelion]

When this thing hits 88 mph you're going to see some serious shit!

Gee it's a shame no one thought to automate transporters to engage when scanning unauthorized departures through bulkheads.

 

[Gertch]

Data decides to try his first human-like fart during a briefing.

 

[cooleddie74]

"The new 200-inch flatscreen plasma SUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKS..."

 

[cooleddie74]

PHILIP J. FRY: "Me no understand, Leela...Brain Slug ask you explain..."

 

[scottydog]

Tommy Lee Jones: "He just did a Peter Pan!"

 

[Jptrekker]

Esteban (thinking): Hmmmm, a picture of Chekov, McCoy, space hippies, and a shuttle. Do I do a joke about pot? Calling a tow truck? Maybe I can Photoshop in Carl Spock or Running Spock. Wait, maybe I can figure out how to work Grignak into it...

Jojo Sharples: None of those guys want to come out this far...so you gonna order some chili or not?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Tell Laura I sort of kinda liked herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...."

 

[cooleddie74]

"WOW. Dustin Diamond's a complete asshole on that fitness show."

 

[Shatmandu]

Decker: "Someday you just want to resign from Starfleet and become a preacher who has photogenic kids with a former marine biologist, y'know?"