My Star Trek includes...

[Warped9]

Just for fun.

My Star Trek includes...

- Starship captains that can make decisions on the spot and under pressure.
- Women that are attractive and sexy AND professional...and aren't rubbing everyone else down at every chance.
- Vulcans that don't lose their consistency when plot demands it.
- Starships that don't have exploding consoles every fifteen minutes.
- Engineers that don't waste the Captain's time explaining how he's going to do what the Captain wants, he just does it.
- Doctors who always pronounce death with a sense of drama.

 

[Shatmandu]

Pie.

Joe, pied

 

[Warped9]

Klingons that don't wax endlessly about honour and death, but just want to rule the universe.

 

[A beaker full of death]

Klingons that don't wax endlessly about honour and death, but just want to rule the universe.

and fart in airlocks.

 

[Warped9]

Klingons that don't wax endlessly about honour and death, but just want to rule the universe.

and fart in airlocks.

I see someone else read David Gerrold's book oh so many years ago.

 

[Triskelion]

- anticipating the enemy's endgame.
- oddballs and tricksters
- miniskirts
- rogue stellar core fragments
- space leviathans

 

[Warped9]

- space leviathans

YES! WE NEED MORE SPACE LEVIATHANS...

WITH MINISKIRTS!

 

[Outpost4]

...episodes in black and white.

I was occasionally banished to my parent's bedroom to watch an episode when it was on NBC and they wanted to watch something good in the living room.

The Spectre of the Gun is a black and white episode to me.

 

[ex nihilo]

. . . is full of warmth and wonder. . . does not take itself too seriously, but always treats the story and characters with dignity. . . transcends the zeitgeist and taps into the most universal of hopes and fears. . .



Oh, and like Shatmandu said, it has pie.



Lots of it.

 

[erastus25]

My Star Trek includes MORE ROMULAN EPISODES!

 

[Triskelion]

- space leviathans

YES! WE NEED MORE SPACE LEVIATHANS...

WITH MINISKIRTS!

and go-go boots!

 

[Sulu's Lover]

More Romulan Ale.....

Rob

 

[Warped9]

No suffixes.

No bloody A, B, C, D, E, J or whatever.

And no prefixes either such as NX.

And wicked looking hand phasers.

 

[Kemaiku]

Bathrooms, large, luxurious and many of them.

 

[number6]

Eeeed Bleb neesta.


and Gizelles.

 

[Cyrus]

Lots of Orion slave girls

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Doctors who double as bartenders

 

[Mr. Fergy]

No suffixes.

No bloody A, B, C, D, E, J or whatever.

And no prefixes either such as NX.

And wicked looking hand phasers.

Agreed!

My Star Trek would never get lost 70,000+ light years from home and not settle down somewhere.

My Star Trek a would never have a retarded "Caretaker" in it.

My Star Trek wouldn't have the helmsman defy the warp 10 barrier, turn into a wizard, and mate with the Captain.

 

[Woulfe]

Red Shirts that die every 5 mins after beaming down to the planet.

Except Mister Leslie, he lives to dive over the bridge railing next time the ship is hit by enemy fire, even if it's somewhat obvious that he died earlyer on.

Every other Red Shirt is fair game, even if they are played by Ben Stiller or Tom Cruise or even Steven Spielberg for that matter.

The Doctor has to say He's / She's / It's dead Jim, dramaticly of course.

Go-go boots and Mini-Skirts, even one the guys should have that just to play it both ways, fair enough ?

The Science Officer finds things "Fasinating"

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Just for fun I'll reply to some of these points....

- Vulcans that don't lose their consistency when plot demands it.

Except whilst they were still working out the character in the pilots and first few episodes and later on when the character got hugely popular and there was a new production team etc.

- Starships that don't have exploding consoles every fifteen minutes.

Just in the second pilot.

And no prefixes either such as NX.

Just NCC

Glad to see you have recovered your interest in Trek and posting.