Hello???
Everybody must be dead.
Everybody must be dead.
Hello???
Everybody must be dead.
Gazpacho Soup Day was 25 November and the drive plate repair failed and wiped out the crew six weeks later. Which means that yesterday, 6 January, is Rimmer's death day
I prefer "Excuse me, Rimmer. Did you know you're about as popular as a horny dog at a Miss Lovely Legs competition" myself“Rimmer. You’ve got a longer yellow streak than a stampede if diarrhetic camels.”
Still the greatest insult of all time.
U.S.S. Sucks to Be You
U.S.S. Sucks to Be Me
U.S.S. Schmuck
I prefer "Excuse me, Rimmer. Did you know you're about as popular as a horny dog at a Miss Lovely Legs competition" myself

I'm a bit confused. I thought the cancelled Red Dwarf special by Naylor was about this and Grant's was a prequel/reboot.It looks like Rob Grant’s prequel has morphed into a novel, titled Red Dwarf: Titan
This is revealed as several smaller book sellers in the UK have been given info from the publisher but weren’t told not to list it before they announced it.
Looks like it will be published in July
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Red Dwarf: Titan - Rob Grant, Andrew Marshall (Hardback) 16-07-2026
An all-new prequel, and the first Red Dwarf novel in thirty years with Red Dwarf creator Rob Grant returning alongside Andy Marshall, creator of sitcom 2point4Children and Quanderhorn! Before the beginning. Before the accident that wipes out the crew, the mining ship Red Dwarf is in orbit around...www.ivybridgebookshop.com
I wonder if this be like Grant’s brilliant Quanderhorn, which was a book with a two series radio programme
Pedantically, Doug's special wasn't cancelled, it wasn't even ever commissioned. He was working on it on the assumption a commission was a probability, then was told that Dave no longer commission scripted shows.I'm a bit confused. I thought the cancelled Red Dwarf special by Naylor was about this and Grant's was a prequel/reboot.
Anyway... should be an interesting read. Hopefully they release it on audio too.
That's my impression here too. Guess there is still some friction between them if they are still playing the same game 30 years later.Doug mentioned in an interview last year that he might consider turning his idea into a novel. So we could have maybe eventually a replication of the Last Human / Backwards novelisations...
The news is breaking that Rob Grant has died
Rob Grant RIP – Ganymede & Titan
We at Ganymede & Titan are heartbroken to pass on a message from Rob Grant’s family. With much sadness, we have to announce that Rob Grant, co-creator of Red Dwarf, passed away suddenly yesterday afternoon (Wednesday 25th February 2026), a great loss to his family, friends and comedy fans across...
The world of UK comedy has, in my opinion, lost a giant. Nay, a titan.
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