"A little more off the top, if you please."
Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #274: It's Not Dead, Jim!
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"A little more off the top, if you please."
Chekov: "Eet says, "vatch thees space"...I've been vatching space for years."
Meanwhile in an alternate version of ST Generations...
*Enterprise D saucer crashing offscreen*
Chekov: "I'm feeling like this has happened once before..."
Scotty: "Why is it always the damn Klingons?"
McCoy (offscreen): "Dammit I gave em the wrong hypospray!"
Ru'afo: "I can't get used to this new lingo. How do I say it?... am I fire??"
All three women in unison: "Chopped."
Director: "Morning all. Unfortunately due to environmental concerns the Vasquez Rocks are unavailable but lucky for us we have the perfect replacement"
*Enterprise D saucer crashing offscreen*
Chekov: "I'm feeling like this has happened once before..."
Scotty: "Why is it always the damn Klingons?"
McCoy (offscreen): "Dammit I gave em the wrong hypospray!"
Ru'afo: "I can't get used to this new lingo. How do I say it?... am I fire??"
All three women in unison: "Chopped."
Director: "Morning all. Unfortunately due to environmental concerns the Vasquez Rocks are unavailable but lucky for us we have the perfect replacement"
McCoy: "That's not laughing gas!"
Kirk: "Well, it's making me laugh..."
Kirk: "Hey, that's not Starfleet regulation. What are you, some kind of joker?"
"Han Solo?! What are you doing here?"
"Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close up. Just ... not too close."
“Get me the industrial strength Vaseline!!”
"Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close up. Just ... not too close."
Spock: "It would appear we have been absorbed into the rock face. Fortunately, we should be able to beam out again."
McCoy: "That's a relief."
Kirk: "You mean we're a relief, don't you, Bones?"
McCoy: *groans*
Nimoy (singing): "Like a rock. I was strong as I could be. Like a rock..."
Chekov: "How do you think I'd look with a forehead ridge?"
Spock: "If you squint, my hair appears to vanish. Curious."
Chekov: "Oh, lord, is she doing her naked fan dance again, in broad daylight??? She's 54 years old!"
Chekov: "Eeet says 'Hollyvood'.Uh-oh."
Scott: "I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque..."
Chekov: "Oh, lord, is she doing her naked fan dance again, in broad daylight??? She's 54 years old!"
Chekov: "It's like a train wreck -- I just can't stop watching."
Scotty: "I'll be in my bunk."
Chekov: "Got him!"
They Call Me Mr. Scott: "Well, laddie, that is one way to get a promotion..."
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