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Melania movie Jan 30
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The Rains of Castamere could apply as well! 
Now hang on a minute...
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Looks like quite a difference between critics and audience.
I imagine Jeff Bezos has Amazon employees furiously typing these positive reviews out like Veruca Salt’s dad had his workers looking for the Golden Ticket.
Them and Lex Luthor's monkeys.
250+ verified reviewers with an average rating of 98%.
Sure, Jan.
As I posted downstairs, I looked at the showtimes at my local theater, and, I don't believe for one second that three of the four showing are 1/2 sold out.
There must be people purchasing tickets online with no intention of watching the movie, only to drive up the box office.
There must be people purchasing tickets online with no intention of watching the movie, only to drive up the box office.
It's quite bizarre
Imagine our US friends in here thinking WTF is Skol
Its Bud Light but half water..lol
They do it to get their books on the bestseller's list, so it's easy to imagine it happening for a movie too. You've already thrown away 70 million on the movie, what's a bit more?
I just checked my listings out of curiosity and it looks like they might not even show it in Canada, and good thing, because I think it would get absolutely ravaged.
I know what it is since I was stationed in Belgium for three years. Had it and it was awful.
Yup, I'm not at all surprised. This is very much in their wheelhouse.They do it to get their books on the bestseller's list, so it's easy to imagine it happening for a movie too. You've already thrown away 70 million on the movie, what's a bit more?
What's really pathetic is they genuinely think anyone who isn't part of their cult will actually buy this silliness.
If you click on the profiles of people who gave it five stars, the vast majority of them have only ever rated Melania and nothing else. Some of them have three or four other ratings. Gotta at least pretend a little bit, I guess.
Melania | Rotten Tomatoes
Discover reviews, ratings, and trailers for Melania on Rotten Tomatoes. Stay updated with critic and audience scores today!
Looks like quite a difference between critics and audience.
I imagine Jeff Bezos has Amazon employees furiously typing these positive reviews out like Veruca Salt’s dad had his workers looking for the Golden Ticket.
LOL the bot armyIf you click on the profiles of people who gave it five stars, the vast majority of them have only ever rated Melania and nothing else. Some of them have three or four other ratings. Gotta at least pretend a little bit, I guess.
Why would you assume that just because someone voted for him that they would pay to go see a movie about his wife?
Of course not, but I also don't understand why 'nobody' is going.
I do.
Half of America did not vote for him. Half of those who actually voted did. A vast difference.
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