Melania movie Jan 30

[Starkers]

I'd rather watch Section 31 on a loop for 24 hours than see this film once...

 

[Turtletrekker]

An entire continent reports one presale ticket.

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[Owain Taggart]

Wouldn't be surprised if that was a procurement for a contest, and if the winner would choose to not even attend.

 

[DarrenTR1970]

I just read a story that says, while the press were allowed to cover the Red Carpet premiere at the Kennedy Center, they were barred from attending the screening.
Only one reviewer, from One America Network, was allowed to watch the movie, where he gave it a glowing review.

 

[The Nth Doctor]

Mmm...smells like propaganda.

 

[Firebird]

I hear those screenings are a great place to hide from the cops, because ain't nobody going into those theaters.

 

[marillion]

Disgraced film director Brett Ratner says many of the NY film crew asked not to have their names listed in the credits. I don't blame them a bit.

Huff Post article

 

[Owain Taggart]

Mmm...smells like propaganda.

More like smells like carpet glue.

 

[Set Harth]

Disgraced film director Brett Ratner says many of the NY film crew asked not to have their names listed in the credits. I don't blame them a bit.

No one wants to be targeted by the goblin horde.

 

[Danja]

The real reviews are pouring in (and they're not too far removed from the meme):

The ‘Melania’ Reviews Are Scathing: “Two Hours of Endless Hell”

Here's what critics are saying about the year's most controversial documentary.

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The Hollywood Reporter: “The film ends with onscreen graphics listing Melania’s achievements as first lady in such laudatory fashion that North Korea would blush."

The Guardian: “Pure, endless hell.”

The Express: “A good vanity project for the Trumps, but not much for anyone else.”

Variety: “Stitched together out of the most innocuous outtakes from a reality show.”

The Atlantic: “A disgrace."

 

[SithHappens]

I'd rather watch Section 31 on a loop for 24 hours than see this film once...

While wearing a Forest shirt and drinking Skol

 

[SithHappens]

Absolutely no coincidence they release a shit movie no one wants to see but is somehow making headlines on the same day they release more of the Epstein files

 

[Candleicious Ghost]

Absolutely no coincidence they release a shit movie no one wants to see but is somehow making headlines on the same day they release more of the Epstein files

Bill Gates was named in those releases too. And mentions of young ladies, that's what the talking heads on our evening news said

 

[SithHappens]

Bill Gates was named in those releases too. And mentions of young ladies, that's what the talking heads on our evening news said

Hope he kept his anti virus upto date

 

[Detached Nacelle]

 

[Turtletrekker]

Bill Gates was named in those releases too. And mentions of young ladies, that's what the talking heads on our evening news said

That's why Melinda divorced him.

 

[Candleicious Ghost]

That's why Melinda divorced him.

Oh shit. So Bill is a creeper that figures.

 

[Turtletrekker]

Oh shit. So Bill is a creeper that figures.

Yeah, no surprises here.

 

[The Wormhole]

smells like propaganda.

The greatest Nirvana song that never was.

 

[The Nth Doctor]

The greatest Nirvana song that never was.

I was going for the Colonel Kilgore speech but that works, too.