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The unnecessary reboot/remake of the week thread

Ocean’s 14 may be on the way
And, confusingly, there’s also a prequel to Ocean’s 11 on the way. Ocean’s 10?
 
Passion of the Christ II: the second coming.

Though really how do you make a sequel to it?

Don't think there's much in the bible on events between Good Friday and finding the tomb empty on the Sunday.

Jesus returns with superpowers. He fights the Ant-Christ and in the post credit scene he meets Hercules,Amaterasu and Tom Cruise who says "Jesus. You have stepped into a bigger world than you could have ever predicted. Welcome to the GOD SQUAD"
 
Jesus returns with superpowers. He fights the Ant-Christ and in the post credit scene he meets Hercules,Amaterasu and Tom Cruise who says "Jesus. You have stepped into a bigger world than you could have ever predicted. Welcome to the GOD SQUAD"

What we never knew was that those 40 days in the desert where He didn't eat was a training montage...

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Passion of the Christ II: the second coming.

Though really how do you make a sequel to it?

Don't think there's much in the bible on events between Good Friday and finding the tomb empty on the Sunday.

The characters going to the tomb and finding Jesus not there, will be the biggest surprise in cinematic history since the end of Titanic.
 
The characters going to the tomb and finding Jesus not there, will be the biggest surprise in cinematic history since the end of Titanic.

"Jesus Christ! Where did the body go" Mary Magdalene says while holding his empty robes left behind "Meanwhile a naked Jesus behind a bush watches close by with GOD next to him "Let me go to her Dad. She needs to know I will be okay." Jesus says. "No my son. Not until you finish your training" GOD says then he snaps his fingers and Jesus is now wearing special battle armor. Jesus resigned to his fate. "I am ready to begin" Jesus says. GOD snaps his fingers and they vanish.
 
"Jesus Christ! Where did the body go" Mary Magdalene says while holding his empty robes left behind "Meanwhile a naked Jesus behind a bush watches close by with GOD next to him "Let me go to her Dad. She needs to know I will be okay." Jesus says. "No my son. Not until you finish your training" GOD says then he snaps his fingers and Jesus is now wearing special battle armor. Jesus resigned to his fate. "I am ready to begin" Jesus says. GOD snaps his fingers and they vanish.

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The Inbetweeners may be returning to screens. The show was unsuccessfully remade for American audiences but this seems to be more likely to be a return for the original cast if the story is to be believed.
Not sure it can be called the inbetweeners anymore but I'd enjoy seeing another story of them navigating life a decade or so on.
 
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