"So Kathleen calls me up and says 'Ewan, we've got some great ideas. This Inquisitor shows up at your hut, and he's about to kill you, but,
bam! Reva decapitates him, and saves your butt. Most of the rest of the season is a flashback she tells you over tea. See, she felt guilty about working for the Empire all those years, but Force meditation leads her to meet up with Ahsoka, who tells her that the root cause of the problem was the toxic masculinity of the Jedi Order they and Anakin all grew up in. This makes her feel a bit better, but she's still feeling uneasy, so Ahsoka links her up with another troubled soul, Jar-Jar Binks, who blames himself for nominating Palpatine for emergency powers, until Reva points out to him the
real problem was the toxic masculinity of the Old Republic Senate. So she and Jar-Jar pal around the galaxy for a while, having wacky adventures, and that brings her story up to date.
'Reva tells Obi she wishes she could undertake the Jedi Master trials, but Obi observes the real Force Mastery was the friends she's made along the way. So, Reva decides to investigate some rumors the Inquisitors had about a place called Exegol, and she finds a Sith Temple to investigate. She finds and defeats an ancient Sith ghost there, but blacks out, and when she comes to, Rey's there! Somehow, because Dark Side magic and all, time has no meaning in this temple, and she slept for several decades without aging or anything, so now she can help out Rey as a distinguished advisor to her new Jedi Order in that movie.'
It'll be the best season of
Obi-Wan Kenobi ever!'"
