Bad Starship Names

[Nerys Myk]

Well USS Pop Cherry

Is that a person? I love me some Cherry Coke or Pepsi! So it’s a good name! More starships should have food and drink based name. Not the USS Leola Root, though.

 

[Vanyel]

This name will distract the enemy ship sp it can't defend itself:

USS Mahna Mahna

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

More starships should have food and drink based name.

USS Lou Malnati's

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS All Your Base Are Belong To Us

At the same time, it's a threat and a nod to cultural ignorance!

 

[oberth]

uss mata hari


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[cooleddie74]

U.S.S. Bernie Lomax.

The main engine dies not long after launch from Spacedock but the crew has to pretend as if the ship's drive systems are still functional.

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

uss mata hari


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That's the one with onboard Risa area and cloak

 

[FormerLurker]

This name will distract the enemy ship sp it can't defend itself:

USS Mahna Mahna

And then attack said enemy with the sister ship

USS Do Doooo Do Do Do

 

[CaptChris42]

USS Rhythm Stick (shields can take a pounding...)

Crew feedback says - it's fantastique.

 

[Verteron]

USS Titan-Uranus

 

[F. King Daniel]

U.S.S. Hulk Hogan

 

[Vanyel]

USS CL0SED BY THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

U.S.S. Hulk Hogan

Until a few days ago, I would've disagreed with you.

USS What Did I Step In

 

[oberth]

uss benjamin the great

 

[JonnyQuest037]

There is no universe where cherry pie is bad.

Well, the Warrant song is pretty bad.

 

[Farscape One]

Well, the Warrant song is pretty bad.

Incorrect. "Cherry Pie" is not a bad song.

 

[Vanyel]

USS WARRANTY INVALID IF ATTACKED BY ANOTHER SHIP

 

[scotpens]

U.S.S. The Village People

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

U.S.S. The Village People

That'd be fabulous!

 

[Vanyel]

USS BABY ON BOARD