I'd accept an anti-joke in there, where everyone is breaking out in song and dance, it cuts the Borg cube and a drone just kind of turns to the camera and gives a "music is irrelevant."
Bad Starship Names
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I'd accept an anti-joke in there, where everyone is breaking out in song and dance, it cuts the Borg cube and a drone just kind of turns to the camera and gives a "music is irrelevant."
USS Bonk Bonk Bonk
If ships take after their namesakes, that one will have a Buster Douglas-like longevity lack. And it'll fire on the first ship which speaks Klingon.
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USS Charlie Chaplin.
You can't speak on board. And the captain walks around with a little cane.
You can't speak on board. And the captain walks around with a little cane.
Admiral Robert Cuddles would object.
USS No, I Don't Want To Upgrade To Premium
USS CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY.
Ferengi cruiser "Offer You Can't Refuse"
I wouldn't embark the USS Kai Winn
USS Cherry Pie
There is no universe where cherry pie is bad. That’s like posting the name USS Chocolate Cake in this thread.
Well USS Pop Cherry
