Bad Starship Names

[Mr. Laser Beam]

USS You Give Love

(wait for it... )

That's just the USS Garth Brooks with a different paint job.

That must be how Ensign Wildman from VOY met her husband Greskrendregtk. Both were serving on the USS Baton Rouge. One fine day on landing party duty, Gres hails the ship:

"Hello, Samantha dear! I heard you're feeling fine! And it won't be long until I'm with you all the time!"

 

[Tuskin38]

DSC already named a university after him...

It was a High School, and it was only called 'Musk' not 'Elon Musk', so you're free to head canon it away.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

It was a High School, and it was only called 'Musk' not 'Elon Musk', so you're free to head canon it away.

Actually I’m fairly sure Lorca used Musk’s full name.

 

[Tuskin38]

Actually I’m fairly sure Lorca used Musk’s full name.

Yes, but he wasn't talking about a school there.

He was also from the Mirror Universe.

let me cope

 

[oberth]

Yes, but he wasn't talking about a school there.

He was also from the Mirror Universe.

let me cope

what's wrong with being from the mirror universe?

 

[Tuskin38]

what's wrong with being from the mirror universe?

No I mean Lorca was from the Mirror Universe, Elon could be a bigger Hero there

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

It was a High School, and it was only called 'Musk' not 'Elon Musk', so you're free to head canon it away.

And supposedly a bad one. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Musk_Junior_High_School

 

[Bynar0110]

uss roseanne barr

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

No I mean Lorca was from the Mirror Universe, Elon could be a bigger Hero there

I'm curious now what Mirror Universe Elon would be like historically.

Fart sounds better in German

USS Furz

 

[Richard S. Ta]

Mirror Elon would surely just be the same, except with a goatee and he gives even less of a fuck about what people think.

 

[oberth]

I'm curious now what Mirror Universe Elon would be like historically.

Fart sounds better in German

USS Furz

i bet you mispronounce it

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Mirror Elon would surely just be the same, except with a goatee and he gives even less of a fuck about what people think.

nope, mirror elon is a nice guy who volunteers 30 hours a week in a soup kitchen

 

[Richard S. Ta]

Is that how the Mirror universe works?

I thought over there, nice people were awful and the already awful people just got a whole lot worse?

 

[oberth]

Is that how the Mirror universe works?

I thought over there, nice people were awful and the already awful people just got a whole lot worse?

he poisons the soup

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

he poisons the soup

Then cooks the victims

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

Firstly, I didn't scroll through the previous 30 sections of post.

BUT.....if I'm the first one here to nominate the USS Beagle, I'd be flabbergasted. With a ship moniker like that, how could Merik possibly get any respect from anyone? That's name's worse than Hepatitis......or Anathema...or anything.

 

[at Quark's]

Is that how the Mirror universe works?

I thought over there, nice people were awful and the already awful people just got a whole lot worse?

Most, yes, but not each and every one. Brunt, for example, seemed a relatively decent guy in the Mirror universe. I thought he seemed nicer than prime Brunt, even though he was a mercenary. Smiley or Jennifer Sisko didn't seem too bad either once you got to know them, their life just was a lot rougher to make them turn out the way they did.

Also, if it were true, what would Mirror Hitler and Mirror Stalin have been like? Come to think of it, we never saw Mirror Dukat either, did we?

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

In the year 2357, Lieutenant Jamee Barney distinguishes herself by rescuing several fellow crewmembers from being pinned down and injured in a skirmish with Cardassians during the war. She put her life on the line and earned a commendation from Starfleet.

In 2380, a certain purple dinosaur is coming back in popularity in children's entertainment. Starfleet Ensign Andrew Wilkin says goodbye to his wife and 5 year old daughter before going on deployment. He arrives at the transport looking especially upset. A fellow Ensign asks what's wrong. Ensign Wilkin says, "I just told my daughter I was serving on the SS Barney."

 

[oberth]

Firstly, I didn't scroll through the previous 30 sections of post.

BUT.....if I'm the first one here to nominate the USS Beagle, I'd be flabbergasted. With a ship moniker like that, how could Merik possibly get any respect from anyone? That's name's worse than Hepatitis......or Anathema...or anything.

i'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong - uss beagle is a great name for a ship, especially a science vessel

 

[Ferengi Prime 5]

One with Star Trek roots...

Bad Name...
USS Michael Burnham ...

Good Names...
USS Philippa Georgiou ...
USS Worf ...

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

USS Equivocation
USS Vainglory