Although given all the plastics we've littered the planet with, it may be only a matter of time before a plastic-eating microbe evolves and gobbles up most of the polymer evidence of our modern civilization (maybe including the buried stuff -- microbes often live deep underground).
Mmmm. Plastic.

You are a hunter, and *you* are the one who's ragging on your own species like this?
", though I liked the segments on domesticated animals...