What Are Little Girls Made Of?
By Robert Bloch
We start with Chapel on the bridge as we approach Exo-3, the last known location of her fiance, Dr. Roger Korby. He hasn't been heard from in 5 years. Chapel gave up her career in bio-research to get on a starship to find him.
The planet is super cold and no longer habitable. When Kirk asks Spock if Korby could be alive, Spock looks at Chapel and (sensitively) doesn't answer. A signal is found and there's a nice moment when they're leaving the bridge and Uhura hugs Chapel.
On the planet... so much painted styrofoam! Kirk and Chapel are met by Brown, who takes a moment to recognize Chapel, making Kirk suspicious. Two redshirts are killed by Ruk, a giant (we later learn) android.
We next meet Andrea and Chapel is clearly unhappy about the hot skimpily dressed girl with her fiance! Eventually Korby shows up. We learn Brown and Andrea are androids. Rok throws Kirk around like a ragdoll. Chapel grills Korby about Andrea with admirable snark.
CHAPEL: Yes, let's start with Andrea.
Kirk is placed nekkid in a machine with playdoh. This is how you make an android! Before passing out, Kirk says, "Mind your own business, Mister Spock. I'm sick of your half-breed interference." After, Chapel can't tell them apart. Korby mentions it could replace Kirk.
Lunchtime! Cubes all round! Chapel is fooled by the android. We learn about Kirk's brother and his family.
Now Korby's trying to sell Kirk on transference to android bodies and Jim ain't having any of it. Chapel looks dubious.
KORBY: Can you understand that a human converted to an android can be programmed for the better? Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away with jealousy, greed, hate?
KIRK: It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment. The other side of the coin, Doctor.
Kirk lets Korby rant while loosening his bonds, then uses Korby as a shield to escape. Korby sends Ruk after Kirk and Chapel goes after both, ordering Ruk not to hurt Kirk. Kirk pulls off a styrofoam stalagmite (tite?) while Ruk imitates Chapel. A one-sided fight leaves Kirk hanging over a chasm... and Ruk pulls him up! Owe Christine one, eh Jim?
Meanwhile, back on the ship...
"Kirk" arrives and says, "Mind your own business, Mister Spock. I'm sick of your half-breed interference, do you hear?" Aha! Kirk was messing with the programming! Suspicious Spock gets redshirts to go to the planet with him.
Kirk kisses Andrea and, unlike so many others, she rejects him.
Ruk and Kirk discuss The Old Ones. Ruk remembers that they had to destroy them because of their illogic and disorder. Kirk nearly gets crushed, until Kirby and Chapel come in. Ruk prepares to attack Korby and gets phasered.
Kirk and Kirby fight briefly and we see that Korby is an android too. Chapel is horrified. Korby tries to convince her he's still himself.
Meanwhile, Spock has beamed down and Andrea goes to stop them. She comes upon "Kirk" and offers to kiss him. When he refuses, she disintegrates him. She reports to Korby that "Kirk" escaped... but then sees the real Kirk.
Korby tries to prove his humanity and fails.
KORBY: I'm not a computer. Test me. Ask me to solve any, equate, transmit. Christine, Christine, let me prove myself. Does this make such a difference?
It's to Michael Strong's credit that I couldn't help feeling a little sorry for Korby.
Andrea keeps her phaser and tells Korby she loves him and tries to kiss him. Korby says she cannot love and uses the phaser to kill both of them.
Spock shows up. "Doctor Korby was never here." Ouch.
Back on the Enterprise, Chapel has decided to stay on the ship. Spock says that half-breed was "an unsophisticated expression." He seems amused.
Bloch has a background in horror and I think the eventual reveal of Korby shows that. I also think this episode may have inspired the later body-horror-tinged Borg.
A much better episode than I remembered. Majel and Michael Strong are both excellent, with Ted Cassidy appropriately menacing.
By Robert Bloch
We start with Chapel on the bridge as we approach Exo-3, the last known location of her fiance, Dr. Roger Korby. He hasn't been heard from in 5 years. Chapel gave up her career in bio-research to get on a starship to find him.
The planet is super cold and no longer habitable. When Kirk asks Spock if Korby could be alive, Spock looks at Chapel and (sensitively) doesn't answer. A signal is found and there's a nice moment when they're leaving the bridge and Uhura hugs Chapel.
On the planet... so much painted styrofoam! Kirk and Chapel are met by Brown, who takes a moment to recognize Chapel, making Kirk suspicious. Two redshirts are killed by Ruk, a giant (we later learn) android.
We next meet Andrea and Chapel is clearly unhappy about the hot skimpily dressed girl with her fiance! Eventually Korby shows up. We learn Brown and Andrea are androids. Rok throws Kirk around like a ragdoll. Chapel grills Korby about Andrea with admirable snark.
CHAPEL: Yes, let's start with Andrea.
Kirk is placed nekkid in a machine with playdoh. This is how you make an android! Before passing out, Kirk says, "Mind your own business, Mister Spock. I'm sick of your half-breed interference." After, Chapel can't tell them apart. Korby mentions it could replace Kirk.
Lunchtime! Cubes all round! Chapel is fooled by the android. We learn about Kirk's brother and his family.
Now Korby's trying to sell Kirk on transference to android bodies and Jim ain't having any of it. Chapel looks dubious.
KORBY: Can you understand that a human converted to an android can be programmed for the better? Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away with jealousy, greed, hate?
KIRK: It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment. The other side of the coin, Doctor.
Kirk lets Korby rant while loosening his bonds, then uses Korby as a shield to escape. Korby sends Ruk after Kirk and Chapel goes after both, ordering Ruk not to hurt Kirk. Kirk pulls off a styrofoam stalagmite (tite?) while Ruk imitates Chapel. A one-sided fight leaves Kirk hanging over a chasm... and Ruk pulls him up! Owe Christine one, eh Jim?
Meanwhile, back on the ship...
"Kirk" arrives and says, "Mind your own business, Mister Spock. I'm sick of your half-breed interference, do you hear?" Aha! Kirk was messing with the programming! Suspicious Spock gets redshirts to go to the planet with him.
Kirk kisses Andrea and, unlike so many others, she rejects him.
Ruk and Kirk discuss The Old Ones. Ruk remembers that they had to destroy them because of their illogic and disorder. Kirk nearly gets crushed, until Kirby and Chapel come in. Ruk prepares to attack Korby and gets phasered.
Kirk and Kirby fight briefly and we see that Korby is an android too. Chapel is horrified. Korby tries to convince her he's still himself.
Meanwhile, Spock has beamed down and Andrea goes to stop them. She comes upon "Kirk" and offers to kiss him. When he refuses, she disintegrates him. She reports to Korby that "Kirk" escaped... but then sees the real Kirk.
Korby tries to prove his humanity and fails.
KORBY: I'm not a computer. Test me. Ask me to solve any, equate, transmit. Christine, Christine, let me prove myself. Does this make such a difference?
It's to Michael Strong's credit that I couldn't help feeling a little sorry for Korby.
Andrea keeps her phaser and tells Korby she loves him and tries to kiss him. Korby says she cannot love and uses the phaser to kill both of them.
Spock shows up. "Doctor Korby was never here." Ouch.
Back on the Enterprise, Chapel has decided to stay on the ship. Spock says that half-breed was "an unsophisticated expression." He seems amused.
Bloch has a background in horror and I think the eventual reveal of Korby shows that. I also think this episode may have inspired the later body-horror-tinged Borg.
A much better episode than I remembered. Majel and Michael Strong are both excellent, with Ted Cassidy appropriately menacing.